she/her Explores #Chicago area w/ kids. Author - Ultimate Kids' Adventure Guide to Chicago, Blogger *Slurpee addict * Superpower: parallel parking
Woodstock, IL (Chicago area)
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Author Spotlight: Sarah Parisi of Woodstock nwherald.com/2017/08/18/auth… via @nwherald
I think it's pretty obvious that we're not IRL, but have been living in a simulation sponsored by @TheOnion.
Wow this is embarrassing!
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction at a Pentagon speech and prayer session yesterday.
The prayer was an adaptation of the monologue delivered by Samuel L. Jackson’s character. In the movie, the character falsely attributes it to Ezekiel 25:17 before a killing, saying:
“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his crap all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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14yo: People can say what they want about Facebook being for old people, but you guys have a nice community there. 😄
Me: Bold of you to make fun of my social media when the only reason you have social media is because I pay for your phone. 🤣
14yo: 😮😳
At the end of swim lessons the group gathers to put their hands in and cheer something. The cheer is agreed on by the group and it's usually something like, "Level 3 rules!" or "Ice cream!"
Today's cheer from Campbell's class: "@aflac!"
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and she'd speak to specialists who deal with child victims. Somehow being male and a POC makes Adam Toledo 100% responsible for everything he did, everything the adult he was with did, and everything the police officer was afraid MIGHT happen.
If Adam Toledo was a 13yo white girl out at 2 pm with an adult who handed her a gun, she'd be alive and we'd be talking about how she was a victim of a despicable adult who manipulated her. She'd be taken to a hospital to be checked out
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Anyone else half expect #RBG's family to release her plan for us to defeat the evil in the executive and legislative branches that she couldn't share during her life without threatening the balance of powers in government and because she knew we'd need it when she was gone?
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I'm exhausted, and scared, and so very sad. Today I'm mourning and feeling devastated, but then it'll be time to rise up, resist, and fight for our democracy and humanity. #RIPRBG #RestInPowerRBG #MitchMustGo #NotoriousRBG
