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Hey, the new @WildcardLeader single is out on most platforms!
Find it and listen wherever you prefer, but here's the Spotify link:
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What they wanted was for AES to be the 50th vote, so he could play the role of Manchin and repeatedly hold the entire Senate hostage over "Palestine" and M4A. But since he'll be 1 one of 56 or so, all of his DSA antics can be ignored.
Watching the Left’s descent into madness over the Democrats’ victories all over the country has been fascinating to watch.
It’s clear from all their talking points that they were not expecting us to win at these levels.
They’re malfunctioning. They think screaming “AIPAC” “corporations” and “genocide” is going to change things.
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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The James Harden trade set back the cavaliers by 5 years of progress and completely ruined the course of everything the team has been building and I knew this was gonna happen when the trade went down but everyone told me no because he had one MVP season 8 years Ago
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In 2019, Biden told a room full of rich donors that their lives wouldn’t fundamentally change…after he raised their taxes to fund his agenda.
These fucking morons never bothered to look up the actual context and have been using that line as a jab for years now. Amazing.
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I think it's hilarious how leftists didn't expect the pushback that they are currently receiving. They really thought that they could swoop in and take credit for the midterm wins. And thought that they could tell Black people to wait their turn because of the Palestinians.
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Love that AOC busted out the whiteboard to explain the Speaker position like the audience is 12, and the replies and still littered with braindead lefties that are incapable of processing reality lol
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Every leftist slogan is something like "abolish sleep" and then when you make fun of them they start condescendingly explaining "no it doesn't ACTUALLY mean we want to abolish sleep 🙄"
I don't get it. Why not just say what you mean?
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Hi I'm a twitter communist I depend on 100+ services and products created by capitalism, have less than 3 irl friends, cannot leave my apartment without getting anxiety but the way to achieve my perfect society is not voting and "burning it all down" BUT DO NOT ASK ME HOW
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It's genuinely hilarious that the left had almost nothing to do with the midterms (outside of Abdul, which they made their entire personality and to a lesser extent, Angie Nixon), so after everyone won big while they were on the sidelines, they've settled on 'if you REALLY think about it, isn't Bernie and Zohran the real reason that Dems won big?"
Total cope.
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Is it just me or does The Left seem more upset by the results of the midterms than the GOP?
Like, not even being hyperbolic. Genuinely.
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Voters want $8 sandwiches back, expect $8 sandwiches to come back within 2 years, and will punish whoever is in charge when they don't come back in 2 years. It's just how it is.
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They don’t actually fear voter blowback for leadership decisions, btw. They fear Jeffries and Schumer leading the party competently for the next 2 years and another Red Wedding massacre for Republicans in 2028, led by a nominee that is insufficiently anti-Israel from their view.
virtually every democrat regardless of faction ran against the establishment, if they do not deliver tangible & immediate changes inside the party like appointing dynamic leaders that will echo the fighting spirit the moment requires, we will lose the momentum - voters will see this as a betrayal. no amount of msm narratives around schumer's tactical prowess will change this. there's a reason why both hakeem & chuck are unpopular among dem voters. we didn't forget how they maneuvered around the last two years.
we also have to destroy the seniority structure in the party & appoint competent people to the right committees!! zohran proved that a young dynamic figure can reshape the entire political landscape! i am very worried that "insider politics" and corporate focused leadership decisions is going to take us back to business as usual politics when we voted for CHANGE. we voted for a FIGHT. we voted for ACCOUNTABILITY.
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Most voters thought Trump was more moderate than Hillary in 2016 and more moderate than Harris in 2024. That is the reality Democrats have to contend with.
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You are probably not a communist.
You just have depression.
The inability to ever feel happy or satisfied, the lack of motivation to even move a finger to improve your life and the life of others.
The need to constantly complain…
You are just depressed, go see a doctor.
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He’s never been in my house.
He’ll never be in my house.
Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
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I'm just going to say it.
Now that the high from Tuesday has worn off, leftists and their pick-me followers are going to show that they're actually pissed that the blue wave was so huge, because they now realize they needed an underperformance to weaponize against the Democratic establishment and boost their own profiles, and now they don't have it.
After Tuesday, I thought to myself, "Man, progressives are gonna be so pissed about this landslide win because it's going to be a validation of the Democratic leadership, and it discredits their argument that the party needed to move left to win."
Then it seemed like that wasn't going to happen, and I said, "Damn, Nick, see, your cynicism is not warranted"
I guess the dopamine hit wore off, and they're back to their usual selves.