Life is precious ❤️| Fictional writer| storyteller|
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Fellow Nigerians, please help save this baby. My coursemate’s baby is battling a heart condition, and the family is struggling to raise money for treatment. It breaks my heart to imagine what they’re going through.
Please, even ₦500 or ₦1,000 can help. If you can’t donate, kindly repost.
You can find her on Facebook as Christina Ijeoma Bassi to reach her directly and verify.
Please, let’s give this baby a fighting chance at life.
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URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
A woman in our apartment building kept receiving grocery deliveries she never ordered.
For three weeks, bags of groceries appeared outside her door every Friday. Milk, bread, eggs, fresh vegetables and sometimes children's snacks.
She reported it to management, but nobody could identify the person placing the orders.
One Friday, she decided to wait near her door.
At around 6 p.m., an elderly man walked down the hallway carrying another grocery bag.
She stopped him and asked why he kept sending her food.
The man looked embarrassed.
"I'm sorry. I thought this was my daughter's apartment."
The woman explained that she had lived there for four years and didn't know his daughter.
He quietly replied, "My daughter died two years ago. I still order her groceries sometimes. I guess I never updated the address."
The woman didn't know what to say.
Then she asked him if he lived alone.
He nodded.
She invited him inside, made him dinner, and listened to him talk about his daughter.
A few days later, she started checking on him.
Six months later, they still have dinner together every Friday.
Sometimes the wrong delivery takes you to the right person.
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My girlfriend asked me to pretend we'd broken up.
I figured she was seeing someone else.
Imani: For the next two months, I need everyone to believe we're done.
Me: Everyone?
Imani: Your family. My family. Your coworkers. Everyone.
Me: Why?
She wouldn't answer.
We had been together three years. I had a ring in my sock drawer and a plan for how to ask.
The next morning, she changed her status, moved her things into a bag, and told her mother we'd "grown apart." My mother called me that night to say how sorry she was. I had to say thank you and hang up before I said something I'd regret…….
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A woman in the ER shouted, "I hate my uterus!" and to my surprise, the other women in the waiting room cheered.
I initially thought it was an unusual reaction, until I heard what happened next.
One woman raised her hand and said she had spent 12 years dealing with painful periods that doctors kept dismissing as normal.
Another said she had suffered four miscarriages and was tired of being treated like she had failed at being a woman.
A young woman joined in and said she had recently discovered she had endometriosis after years of being told she was exaggerating her pain.
Then an older woman spoke.
"I had my uterus removed at 45. My family celebrated because they thought my suffering was over. Nobody asked how I felt about losing an organ I had spent years trying to protect."
The room went quiet.
The woman who had shouted earlier started crying.
She explained that she had just been told she might need surgery and was terrified she would never have children.
The older woman held her hand.
"Your worth was never inside that organ. Whether you keep it, lose it, have children or never have them, you are still a complete woman."
Nobody cheered this time.
Some women cried. Others nodded.
And I understood why they had cheered at the beginning.
It wasn't because they hated being women.
They were celebrating the freedom to finally say they were tired of suffering in silence.
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A woman recently discovered that her husband had been sending money to another woman for almost six months.
What made the situation more painful was that he had repeatedly complained about their finances at home, telling his wife they couldn't afford certain things.
One evening, she picked up his phone to make a call and noticed several bank transfer notifications bearing the same woman's name.
When she asked him about it, he explained that the woman was going through a difficult time and he had been helping her.
His wife wasn't against helping people, but she couldn't understand why he had to hide it, especially when they were struggling financially.
Now she's wondering whether his explanation is enough or whether there's something else going on.
If you were in her position, would you consider this financial dishonesty or simply an act of kindness that was poorly handled?
A woman in the ER shouted, "I hate my uterus!" and to my surprise, the other women in the waiting room cheered.
I initially thought it was an unusual reaction, until I heard what happened next.
One woman raised her hand and said she had spent 12 years dealing with painful periods that doctors kept dismissing as normal.
Another said she had suffered four miscarriages and was tired of being treated like she had failed at being a woman.
A young woman joined in and said she had recently discovered she had endometriosis after years of being told she was exaggerating her pain.
Then an older woman spoke.
"I had my uterus removed at 45. My family celebrated because they thought my suffering was over. Nobody asked how I felt about losing an organ I had spent years trying to protect."
The room went quiet.
The woman who had shouted earlier started crying.
She explained that she had just been told she might need surgery and was terrified she would never have children.
The older woman held her hand.
"Your worth was never inside that organ. Whether you keep it, lose it, have children or never have them, you are still a complete woman."
Nobody cheered this time.
Some women cried. Others nodded.
And I understood why they had cheered at the beginning.
It wasn't because they hated being women.
They were celebrating the freedom to finally say they were tired of suffering in silence.
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The groom's mother refused to attend his wedding after he told her she couldn't choose what his bride wore.
What happened during d final dress fitting made the situation even worse.
She had paid for d wedding dress and apparently expected to have d final say.
During the fitting
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"Excuse me. Why is this woman sitting in the aisle seat I paid $240 for?"
"Because I get panicky in the middle of a row," she said. "I need to be able to get out. Surely you can sit somewhere else."
"There are about two hundred empty seats in this hall. Why does it have to be mine?"
An usher hurried over. "Sir, could you keep your voice down? She's really not feeling well."
"I'm not feeling well either. I'm expecting the seat on my ticket. What does her anxiety have to do with my receipt?"…….
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My neighbour asked me to help her watch her child for 30 minutes because she needed to quickly buy something.
I agreed.
Three hours later, she hadn’t returned. I called her, and she said, “Please, I’m still busy. Just manage him.”
By evening, she finally came back and complained that I hadn’t bathed the child or prepared food for him.
I asked her, “Did you employ me as a nanny?”
She got angry and said, “I didn’t know helping someone was this difficult.”
I replied, “I didn’t know borrowing someone’s kindness came with a job description.”
She blocked me on WhatsApp.
Was I wrong?
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This guy dated this girl while in the university and ended up marrying her because she was that good in bed.
Problem started when he got a job but the wife wouldn't let him be whenever he's back from work.
She was a full-time housewife and had all the strength but the guy was always exhausted from work stress and would complain the wife wouldn't let him be.
I suggested he got her a job to keep her busy.
She eventually got a job but didn't change much until she took in with her first child and couldn't even do a single thing for herself.
Pregnancy and motherhood came with very low libido for her.
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My friend's boyfriend wanted to introduce another woman into their relationship without officially ending things with her.
He started getting close to a new girl at work. Suddenly, he was always mentioning her, texting her, and finding excuses to spend time with her.
My friend noticed everything.
When she confronted him, he acted like she was being insecure. He even told her she needed to stop being jealous because he wasn't doing anything wrong.
So she decided to stop complaining.
Instead, she reconnected with her ex-boyfriend. They started talking again, going out for coffee, and occasionally spending time together.
When her boyfriend found out, he completely lost it.
He called her disrespectful, accused her of embarrassing him, and demanded to know why she would bring another man into their relationship.
She calmly replied:
You wanted a triangle. I just thought we should make it a rectangle so nobody feels left out.
My friend's boyfriend wanted to introduce another woman into their relationship without officially ending things with her.
He started getting close to a new girl at work. Suddenly, he was always mentioning her, texting her, and finding excuses to spend time with her.
My friend noticed everything.
When she confronted him, he acted like she was being insecure. He even told her she needed to stop being jealous because he wasn't doing anything wrong.
So she decided to stop complaining.
Instead, she reconnected with her ex-boyfriend. They started talking again, going out for coffee, and occasionally spending time together.
When her boyfriend found out, he completely lost it.
He called her disrespectful, accused her of embarrassing him, and demanded to know why she would bring another man into their relationship.
She calmly replied:
You wanted a triangle. I just thought we should make it a rectangle so nobody feels left out.
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My friend is getting married for the second time, and somehow, I'm the maid of honor for the second time.
So I picked up the microphone and started:
Nice to see you all again. The first time was an experiment. This time is the real deal.
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Some men when sick, says to their partner "here are the passwords to everywhere I have money", but after these men recover, they change the passwords again...
Why stay in something if you don't trust your partner?
My friend is getting married for the second time, and somehow, I'm the maid of honor for the second time.
So I picked up the microphone and started:
Nice to see you all again. The first time was an experiment. This time is the real deal.
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So I have a Facebook page where I talk about weight-loss coaching and share general tips about losing weight.
A woman came into my DM asking me to help her lose weight.
I helped her calculate her BMI and asked if she was ready to embark on a weight-loss journey.
She said yes, please.
Then she asked, "Hope it's free?"
I told her there was a fee, and my sister disappeared. 😂
Most of you don't lose weight because you don't want to put your money where your mouth is.
That's why you lack the discipline to lose weight.
Sometimes, money can help you build discipline. It gives you a sense of commitment and accountability.
That's me btw 👇
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El-Rufai directed his supporters to vote for the ADC, which suggests he is backing Atiku. Interestingly, the same El-Rufai once supported Tinubu, but now he's at loggerheads with them.
He may have shot himself in the foot with that interview, though. But politics will always be a game of interests. Friends today, enemies tomorrow.