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Flyest dad around | email: [email protected] | IG: https://nitter.gq/t.co/zCrWRYGWzb

Bloemfontein, South Africa
Joined June 2021
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Arsenal and Arteta are held to standards that mysteriously disappear whenever another club or manager is involved. Selective outrage at its finest.
If you ever need a good laugh, just watch Unai Emery's post-match interviews whenever his team fails to win. The man is always ready with an excuse. But it's fine, he's not Arteta.
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They deserve this
"It almost rubs off on the players" Phil Jones reveals the difference between Mikel Arteta and Michael Carrick.
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Replying to @CyrilRamaphosa
Brazilian President Lula: The end of online betting is already having a positive impact on the economy. Without spending money on gambling, families have increased their consumption. Online betting destroyed lives and must remain in the past, like a nightmare from which Brazil has finally awakened.
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Raise your hand if your club is spending the next two weeks in the relegation zone 🤣
Michael Carrick just gift us a new cooking material.😭😭😭
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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I’ve posted about this before The patriarchy died first in the minds of men, not women
The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.
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"michael, you are on screen now you can stay with out original decision of out"
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Replying to @ArmchairCritic_
United scored 58 goals in a 38 game season. That's about 3 goals in every two games? Yet Paul Scholes won't shut up?
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Led which league in scoring?
Replies are killing me. Media narratives rather than actual facts and reviewing the footage. The 2005 side "parked the bus" while leading the league in scoring. They would take the lead first and then "park the bus". Not scrap until the 80th minute at 0-0
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No Tonali? 🤔 Noticing ✍️
Scholes & Butt choose the five players they'd sign to SAVE Manchester United! 👀✍️
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I know express pace doesn’t always go with accuracy, but Rabada is one of very few bowlers I’ve seen doing both consistently.
Kagiso Rabada all 350 Wickets in Tests
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Remember this.
we will support Israel without holding back!
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She went on pop the balloon talking about raising her kids & the father AND son stepped in to set some things straight?! 😭🍿
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Replying to @esjesjesj
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I will always retweet this video when it comes back around. Tom holding the baby at the function, yeah, he wasn’t going nowhere after that.
Zendaya brought Tom Holland to a family party and they called him Spider-Man. “Lemme get Spider-Man.” 😭🔥
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They laughed at the idea of Dembele winning the Ballon d’Or too. Time will tell who has the last laugh.
Our Ballon d'Or will come
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less hair flicks, more goals, its over
Gyokeres sous Buzz cut , La PL soyez prêt le monstre is Back , Anfield on arrive !
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thank you! fucking reactionaries forgetting he’s playing professional sports at the highest level
🚨Arteta on his reaction to Max Dowman during the game: 'We spoke about it before the game. You have to understand the context. We’re not in Disneyland, we’re in the Premier League.'
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Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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From Body Positivity to Body Shaming to Body Counts. My generation loves talmbout bodies. Re di Mmel'enials.
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