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Spirit message ahead... #ELDENRING
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Holy SHIT this game is even better on the second playthrough!!! #MetroidPrime4 #gamer
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If men would stop being pussies and embrace being bald like god intended;
We would have no weaknesses.
Shave your head now.
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A recent study showed that morning coffee drinkers had a 12% lower risk of all-cause mortality and a 31% lower risk of dying from cardiovascular disease over a 10-year period.
This benefit was specific to morning coffee drinkers, as no similar protective effects were observed when coffee was consumed in the afternoon or evening.
Moderate coffee consumption stood out as being most beneficial for reducing all-cause mortality among morning drinkers:
- 1–2 cups per day was associated with a 16% lower risk
- 2–3 cups per day was associated with a 28% lower risk
- 3+ cups per day was associated with a 21% lower risk
There were no additional benefits associated with "all-day" coffee drinking, which was defined as drinking coffee in the morning, afternoon, and evening.
Even though morning intake was uniquely protective, higher coffee consumption—regardless of timing—was linked to a 14–19% lower all-cause mortality risk and an even greater 28–40% lower risk of dying from cardiovascular disease.
While this study can't prove causation, there appears to be a health benefit associated with enjoying this beverage early in the day that might relate to the unique polyphenols, motivation to exercise, better sleep, or resetting circadian rhythms.
Study PMID: 39776171
nobletofu retweeted
One of the most dangerous types of people to have around you is people who resent you but act like they don't.
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That moment when Hey Arnold predicted Hawk Tuah
Series: Hey Arnold!
Years: 1996 - 2004
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Not to be that guy but calling half of the country you’re president of “garbage” may not be the smartest idea
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🚨 Big announcement! 🚨 We’re thrilled to welcome @TopherKern to the Tantrum Collectibles Family! For the first time ever, you can grab exclusive NobletOfU Hoodies —just in time for the cold season! ❄️and Old Favorites
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Shit pisses me off, look
There’s still so many of us in the streaming world that appreciate our veterans & those that serve this country. Thank you for our freedoms, we’re grateful for our privilege.
Partnered Twitch Streamer @fr0gan proclaims that she hopes all American soldiers die or get PTSD
She truly is disgusting. Amazon runs Twitch and Twitch frequently promotes her in ads
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THE RETURN OF JOHN SPORTS
KAIZO COLOSSEUM IS LIVE IN 1 HOUR
🔗 twitch.tv/grandpoobear
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#ELDENRING
I abandoned here my flesh, my heart, my love, my doubt and vacillation
My everything.




























