@Tortoisehead

There’s no opportunity anywhere. Don’t even try. Not financial advice.

Joined August 2019
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Late Stage Capitalist retweeted
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@iam_biglad16h
Crazy seeing used cars over 11 years old with 250k+ miles going for $15k–$20k. Ridiculous.
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Used car prices were basically flat between 1995 - 2020
End the California Coastal Commission
@yoshispeninsula17h
Replying to @cowabungatime
Used cars were cheap before COVID, it just caused a weird one time bump that for some reason never went down.
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Was a really nice October, but the rainy season is finally here.
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Am I the only one that prefers Airbnb’s over hotels?
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Note to self and my followers Never mention an urban area in/near the Sierras again.
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Laptop Mercenary
@maceskridgeOct 24
It's better to have 3 good REITs than 30 meh REITs
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Suggesting an affordable alternative to Denver has triggered a lot of people into rage I could have said Sacramento or SLC but that was too obvious San Bernardino is much smaller than Denver, so not a good comparison which is why I chose Fresno
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People get angry about the strangest things on X
Wayland Gaylord@WaylandGaylordOct 24
Replying to @Tortoisehead @JapSolum87
News to me that Fresno isn’t cold in the winter you fucking idiot
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Jester 🍀@EvilAssMageOct 23
People will cry and beg for "walkable cities" and then look at you like you're insane when you suggest a 7 minute walk somewhere.
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Fresno is the same distance to ski areas that Denver is Fresno gets more sunshine and isn’t cold in the winter. They are both hot in summer Fresno housing is 40% cheaper Fresno is only two hours from the coast Yes, I realize that Fresno sucks but that’s besides the point 😂
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Contrarian Saver
@ContrarianSaverOct 23
Today’s rant is about the biggest scam in parenting: Travel sports - massive waste of money - overfocuses kids on sports over academics. Make them stupid - almost never helps a college application or scholarship - “coaches” lie about kids’ potential to get parents to spend even more - needs to be regulated or banned Any victims out there?
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Selloff in tech today was clearly due to what was said in the $META earnings call yesterday Not only is project cap-ex insane, but they don’t have the money to do it So they are talking about selling stock or raising debt
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Not a bad day Small caps green $IWM Real estate green $VNQ Healthcare green $IYH Consumer staples up big $XLP Financials green $XLF Entire Dow Jones green (barely) $DJI Bonds yields down
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But it’s dimmer than LED headlights though? ☀️
CBSColorado
@CBSNewsColoradoOct 21
Bright sun glare prompts I-70 closures in Colorado's mountains, from sunrise to mid-morning
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$IWM green
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He already left. His main residence is in Florida but still owns a California home
Kalshi Finance
@Kalshi_FinanceOct 22
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says he may leave California if billionaire tax passes
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Is this the first person ever arrested for smuggling drugs out of Miami instead of into Miami?
WPLG Local 10 News
@WPLGLocal10Oct 21
SURGEON ARRESTED: A doctor from Arizona is accused of drug trafficking and possession in South Florida after authorities said he tried to bring LSD, MDMA and hallucinogenic mushrooms aboard a cruise ship leaving from PortMiami to the Bahamas on Tuesday. local10.com/news/local/2026/…

Arizona surgeon among at least 3 accused of trying to bring drugs aboard cruise at PortMiami

A doctor from Arizona is accused of drug trafficking and possession in South Florida after authorities said he tried to bring LSD, MDMA and hallucinogenic mushrooms aboard a cruise ship leaving from...

local10.com
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I’m not in the red today. Weird
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“Seniors shouldn’t have to pay property taxes” Just move to one of these states and quit whining about it
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I’m not giving any notice when I retire. If I ever need a reference my former bosses/coworkers will always vouch for me 😂🤣
Kyle Mau
@KyleMauOct 21
We've now had 2 employees in 2 months quit without giving 2 weeks notice. And look, nobody can force you to stay. But I genuinely think how you leave people matters. Commitments matter. Reputation matters. You don't get to treat every relationship as disposable just because you technically can.
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