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@ToynbeeTyler

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My resolution for this decade is to log off
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Parasite is good everyone was right happy new year
Was gonna think about the best things of the decade but christ I've been on Twitter the whole time and that's so depressing to think about
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Unwinder@UnwinderH31 Dec 2019
Old lady: "There's been no one for so long. What is your name?" Rey: "Rey." Old lady: "Rey who?" Rey: "Rey... Smuckles"
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It seems Hollywood will stop at nothing to inject their agenda into classic conservative works. now they've made Little Women FEMINIST!?!
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Twitter is a great platform to workshop new material because it will let you know who is too sensitive to get your unique and edgy brand of humor so you can ignore them and never be uncomfortable
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Which switch game should I get (never played any of these)
50%Mario odyssey
50%Pokemon sword or shield
0%Witcher 3
0%Dark souls
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I'm introducing my kids to star wars movies after they've already consumed more non-movie star wars media than I ever have. We're starting with Episode 1
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Pictured: Anakin in the pod race in phantom menace
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Theory: anakin didn't actually make c-3po, he just found a Droid in watto's shop that was being scrapped and stole it. This is the only way to explain why a tinkerer slave kid who has no reason to have a stuffy translator Droid would have one.
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Pick a movie Keep one actor The rest are replaced by F Murray Abraham
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my family keeps telling me to calm down but I am resolute in demanding no one can leave the table until everyone admits the strange planet comics are millennial Ziggy
Polar Express is on TV and it still looks like an After Dark screen saver for Windows 95
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My parent's home options are the general store, which is also an event space, gas station, barber, and taxidermist And the mechanics shop, which also has a short order cook Neither are open after 3 pm or on weekends
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Harry Potter had a black and white worldview where he was the most important person in the universe, and everyone he cared about enabled him. And he went to a religious boarding school and it was the most important thing in his life. He's wizard Boris johnson
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I generally believe that anyone for whom high school was the best time of their life is living in a bubble of fear and insecurity and somehow this describes all of upper middle class England
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