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Someone is sad he's not getting attention.
Get over it Ted. Thats how irrelevant you are. Not even the trolls give a fuck anymore.
Here's a tiny reply. Happy now?
Where is Alex Zabel?....
This... was worse than a damn soap opera! The dramatics, the anxiety! This show pony was putting on a show last night!
Why send so many guys? Well, because the last time Alex was arrested, cops ended up on the ground as he resisted arrest. I don't see HOW it's that hard to figure out.
The great mystery of where Alex was didn't last long, but my God, you would have thought the man was missing for days or something, the way this guy was acting! Even his own people were telling him to calm down!
JLR playing dumb about the messages... Yeah fucking right. Every single one of these people KNOWS what Alex has been doing. Don't play dumb now that he's been arrested. My take? JLR seemed scared and worried that they were coming for him next.
A fucking tricycle??? Where did that come from?
The cops took him? And beat him? What the fuck? That's a WILD take, man. And a hospital?... Oh my god. The way he was creating fear and worry for his followers was sick!
Then... comes the booking and charges... He quickly got off live and didn't say much about it. Funny huh?
857 was doing his usual drive-by when..
BREAKING NEWS!! There's a truck at Nancy's.
Is it a gas company?... a landscaper? Is it Nancy?!?!
He drives by several times, slowly, creepily, and when the guy in the drive starts to record him, he seems irritated.
Dude... you're the one rolling by time after time all slow... I'd record you too. Also, as I said before. Neighbors and employees have been told to send in any suspicious cars. Congrats on being put on someone else's "List." 857.
Major, Major props to @Nerdy_Addict @NerdBirdMafia and those who wish to remain behind the scenes for today's coverage.
I told you all to be patient, didn't I? And look! Now, hopefully people get some peace and feel a little bit of justice.
He fucked around, and he found out.
Just set my alarm.
Criminal Networks Faces a Judge on 3 Felony and 2 Misdemeanor Charges | 11 am
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I hope the Guthrie family are the next people to file a lawsuit or charges on you Alex. Fuck off.
He says he cares about Nancy, but pokes fun at her daughter like that? What happened to respecting kids, Alex?
Speaking of kids, remember how his daughters used to be happy to be on the lives? Now she hides her face and asks him to turn the camera off. Out of respect, I censored her, but I get it, girl. I'd be embarrassed too if he were my dad.
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It’s been confirmed that police seized Alex Zabel’s electronic devices.
I’ll contact the DA tomorrow to ask whether investigators will review his communications to determine if anyone who has been ordered not to contact us, directly or through third parties, encouraged him to contact or harass us.
