We wan spray money at birthday party, other guys say make dem send me 22k each so I go buy money from people way dey sell money
One guy open account na 27m dey inside,he wan spray 20k out of 27m
Meanwhile me I wan spray 20k out of 130k
Na 5k i later spray that day.
i remember when i went to buy 2k meshai last semester, this random guy standing beside me wanted to pay for his own meshai, so as he opened his opay, i used the corner of my eye to peep his account balance. omo, na 4.3M dey there. na once i realize say na financial mistake i dey make because wetin dey my opay na 2,900.
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i enter web3 ,devs start dey scam their communities .
i enter prop trading,firms start dey add careless rules.
i enter YT automation,YT increase the monetization criteria from 10m views to 20m.
start dey grind X, dem change monetization criteria to 500k verified tl impressions
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domestic violence is truly an awful crime however if my girlfriend ever asked to open the relationship id probably tear her in half and feast on her innards
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ya cayeron la expertas en penes, discúlpame laura si para vos 15 cm son una miseria, yo me meto dos dedos en la concha y siento que me desgarré, capaz el problema es que sos un barril sin fondo
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y’all really hype women up about being master manipulators and gaslighters and all that bs
there’s really nothing master about their game, it’s very visible to people who put emotions aside and pay attention, a lot of men are just too horny to see beyond they dicks
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everything for life na stage by stage
from reposting fresher meme to final year meme to convocation meme to nysc registration meme to camp meme to cds meme to pop meme now to reposting applying to job memes🤣
this life na really pointless rigamarole.
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the way women overrate their importance in your life is actually insane.
“i bring peace, care, and support” like i was at war before you showed up or some shit
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I finally figured out why I'm still single.
Apparently, you have to go outside, socialize and post pictures of yourself online so people know you exist.
Yeah, no.































