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Joined August 2010
Sprinkles The Dubstep LARPer retweeted
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt: "I have 45 people at ADL—full-time analysts—45 full-time intelligence analysts tracking the bad guys across social media, across AI, across video games, podcasts, crypto, you name it." "[We've built] software to track Wikipedia [editors]…"
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The day I was born 💅🏼
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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just incredible stuff happening here
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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the hotep shit is weird but white people have hoteps too. they b pretending to be vikings cause they dont wanna admit they ancestor was some potato farmer named seamus
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Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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how it feels looking at the japanese vs. france tweets
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Hey @johnsummit I'm poor and brown can I get list for Boston this week, you can claim me as a DEI dependent if it's floor
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call L.L. Bean collectors "L.L Beaners", this society is a prison
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If you charge me to go to an event at your house AND want me to bring food I need your crack plug
Replying to @SEVYNTV
*$25 PLUS BRING A DISH
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damn all I've seen is French winning ts
Japanese man protecting his inflatable doll from an earthquake
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DEAR GOD THE FRENCH ARE KILLING THE JAPANESE AHHAHAHAHhh
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Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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