Writer ✍️ 🐈‍⬛ Alabama Black Belt native 🏴‍☠️☠️ Roll Tide 🐘🅰️

Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined May 2009
Workin’ 9-5 (jobs) just to make a livin’ 🎶
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Rioting works
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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When I heard that protester in Mississippi told that man to "shove that ballroom up your fat ass!" I felt that in my soul.
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Very weird to visit a place you lived many years ago. A bit like being a ghost.
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Turns out people don’t actually want to pay six figures for a rolling wiretap that paywalls its own heated seats. Bring back cars you can fix with a wrench, and watch the showrooms empty out.
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People acting like Snowden didn’t tell us this a decade ago.
BREAKING: The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.
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This is how @NASA does game day. Roll Tide! 🚀🏈
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In crimson flame 🔥 #RollTide | @UofAlabama
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Your bank account means nothing on a dead planet.
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So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?
Elon Musk has cemented his record as the largest individual political donor in modern American history. Musk poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress. wapo.st/4igb5Kq
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Voting is cool but have we tried beating our politicians like piñatas instead?
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Alabama's leading rusher by game in the Kalen DeBoer era The Tide's rushing game has become a polarizing topic under DeBoer, and specifically since Ryan Grubb has been the play caller. Bama has only had 2 games with a 100-yard rusher in their last 23 games played.
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Dune was decades ahead of its time
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I want Jared Kushner passed around in prison like he's the last joint at a Metallica concert.
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Imagine paying to have health insurance, then having to pay again to use it, then needing to pay again for what it doesn’t pay for.
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Exhibition game.
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Hey…just a thought. If BILLIONAIRES can afford to collectively pay nearly half a billion dollars on political ads every election cycle, they can definitely afford to pay billionaire taxes. Again…just a thought.
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bangin out the tunes
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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GOOD BYE everyone
Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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Peak white boy music like this scared the hell out of the powers that be. That's when they started pushing the rap music.
God this is so much better than the recorded version
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