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All you cool people, you better leave now cause it's about to happen

South Orange, NJ
Joined June 2011
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Travis Parker retweeted
.@Sethrogen call up Jonah and go get this Oscar
Hollywood, just hear us out...
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Are kids not getting the full experience of Halloween like we did? We call out some hypocrites and ask each other, "Would you date a porn star?" Hear us out by clicking the link: rb.gy/8em8d
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I’m only hiring former OnlyFans Employees going forward everyone else can stop asking.
Shout out to the men still sending my gf money. Lunch was great.
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Replying to @JimSlaven
This is magic Brooklyn loves Freddie.
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Travis Parker retweeted
Replying to @Getthebagcoach
Yeah bc some average guy gonna step up on 4x world champion Gervonta Tank Davis cool story bro
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"We had condom sex a couple times. Can you come change my tire?" Oh now you want me to take the rubber off? I'm good love. Enjoy.
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That chart showed 50% of black men make 23k/yr or less. Nobody on here is settling. Nobody on here is splitting bills. Everybody's standard on here is finding the top 10% of black earners. No wonder so many of yall are miserable. 90% of yall assed out.
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Y'all don't wanna talk about how these last two Kanye albums trash but that's ok. "Alexa play Waves"
Travis Parker retweeted
U.S. official confirms that the working dog wounded in the Baghdadi raid is ok. I said: "What's the dog's name?" Source said: "It's classified." I said: "Really?" Source said: "Yes." I'm still not positive if the source is kidding or not.
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Travis Parker retweeted
D-Rose with the moves 🌹 #DetroitBasketball
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If I have to see Bruce Waynes parents die one more time
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"Yall niggas better not try to play with me this Halloween. I'm scared of clowns" So why you always fuckin them?
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This dude dropped Yandhi as ringtones. Why do you hurt us @kanyewest
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We took a page from Patrick Mahomes’ playbook and tried one of his patented No-Look passes.....
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"Do you know how many niggas want me? 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽" *6 Months Later*
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Ahhhh what a wonderful morning to tell all Patriots fans to go fuck themselves
Some players flop and some women fake orgasms. I’m just trying to play to the best of my ability.