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Ur future exwife

Joined July 2011
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"We subconsciously seek out the things that made us feel low to the people we loved the most during adolescence."
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Well, a man just held the men's door open for me while I walked back to the bathrooms so that's how my days going
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You raise awareness but you'll never be its real dad.
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When you're so stoned that your roommate has to politely correct that the GWagon you're admiring is actually a Ford Flex
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Replying to @LADWP
@LADWP power out at bar food and whole block. Can we get some information on when it will come back on?
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let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
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"I'm just going to go ahead and toss your salad right here" I say as I set their salad on their table fml fml
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Teresa retweeted
taking the lords name in vein... #inspire
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Smh Facebook making it impossible to be on a diet with all these Tastemade videos
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On the real tho does why do i have all of these people on Facebook I don't remember adding
My snapchat story is about to be lit as fuck until I leave the Wi-Fi and go to Venice cause I'm out of data and my life is shit
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Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy shit
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Tequila shots aren't cool to take alone????? Tell that to my handheld Yahtzee game?????
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Hosting again tonight, at least it's easy so I can be stoned a f while people try to argue with me over where they sit