"We subconsciously seek out the things that made us feel low to the people we loved the most during adolescence."
Well, a man just held the men's door open for me while I walked back to the bathrooms so that's how my days going
When you're so stoned that your roommate has to politely correct that the GWagon you're admiring is actually a Ford Flex
Teresa retweeted
let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
"I'm just going to go ahead and toss your salad right here" I say as I set their salad on their table fml fml
My snapchat story is about to be lit as fuck until I leave the Wi-Fi and go to Venice cause I'm out of data and my life is shit
Teresa retweeted
Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card
Her: *softly* holy shit





