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Grand Moff Twerkin

@TriniteEthan

Librarian, tabletop gamer

Joined April 2020
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FINALLY some good style advice for us Lego men
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@dieworkwearFeb 7
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These backpacks only work if you dress like a Lego man. They have no cultural reference outside of being some weird tchotchke you might see at IKEA.
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Excited to be the 89th backer for the Black Market Guide to Immortality! If you like RPGs and Korean folklore, this is THEEEEE RPG for you. backerkit.com/c/projects/nin…
Black Market Guide to Immortality (A 5e/PF2e Sourcebook)

Black Market Guide to Immortality (A 5e/PF2e Sourcebook)

What are you willing to become for eternal life? The Black Market Guide is a 5e/Pathfinder 2e East Asian sourcebook expanding the worldbuilding of Undying Corruption. Subclasses, ancestries, bestia...

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I don't think I really appreciated it at the time, but in retrospect, I think that for me, the best thing about being a baby was not having to go to work.
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That's on the border; technically, the fortress in the back is in Arkansas.
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@midwestern_ope29 May 2025
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Missouri
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Very true, we add plenty every day!
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And Jesus said, "The greatest commandment is to love the Lord your God. And the second is: you shall love your neighbor as yourself. And the third one is, never try to get the Menswear Guy."
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@dieworkwear1 Mar 2025
Your bio says "Christ Above All." Do you believe that Jesus Christ would treat someone differently based on whether they were "dressed as a beggar?"
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On the one hand, Derek Guy is one of the all time great Twitter killers. On the other hand, he's absurdly fortunate in his enemies. Level 20 wizard vs. level 1 commoner just isn't a fair fight.
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@dieworkwear23 Feb 2025
"where's the menswear guy to talk about this woman's outfit" listen to how stupid you sound
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We got tix for J-Hope! On day 2 only, and they're nosebleeds. Truly the most disappointing ticketing experience I've had. If anybody got extra tix for March 17 in Rosemont, I'd love to buy 2.
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In our goofy glory, 14 years of marriage in:
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When you're crazy and too rich, but you also actually have good taste.
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I prefer the sequel, Backstreet's Back.
Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) profile pictureSonny Bunch
@SonnyBunch16 Dec 2024
This is true. “Backstreets” is a perfect song.
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100%. I would never have written a scenario combining Le Guin's "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" with Thomas Ligotti's "The Red Tower" if I didn't pre-clear the content with my players. They went into it with their eyes open.
Nick :: Lead Designer of ELDRITCH AUTOMATA (@NoblemanNick) profile pictureNick :: Lead Designer of ELDRITCH AUTOMATA@NoblemanNick23 Oct 2021
To all of the edgelords who cry about safety tools ruining the game. I can garuntee Ive run more hardcore games than y'all and I still use safety tools in my games. Safety tools LET. YOU. GO. HARDER.
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The perfect house for fans of the Myst games.
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A morgue isn't a liminal space.
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Complementary absinthe, dispensed into every room via pressurized pipes.
Jason Cordova (@jasoncordova6) profile pictureJason Cordova@jasoncordova616 Sep 2024
Let's Paint the Scene! The Between's London can be a beautiful place... during the day. And few places in London are as beautiful as The Langham. Click below to reveal the question, and then reply or QT with your answer! (Art by Ania APART)
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A small scrap of paper laying on the ground that reads, "This maze was designed to scare people, but I can tell that you're too brave for that to work. You have nothing to worry about."
Jason Cordova (@jasoncordova6) profile pictureJason Cordova@jasoncordova612 Sep 2024
Let's Paint the Scene! Your hunters in The Between might find themselves lost in a hedge maze while tracking down an alleged "fish man" seen around Cremorne Gardens. Click the pic below to reveal the Paint the Scene question, and then QT or reply with your answer!
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clarice lispector gf brian evenson bf
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Tolkien: Jack, you can't put Father Christmas in Narnia, mythology has to be consistent! Lewis: Okay, but Tom Bombadil-- Tolkien: Tom stays in the fucking novel! Tom Bombadillo!!
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A chicken foot dipped in mulberry juice will do the trick. Eat one every morning and you're safe as houses. There a jar of 'em on the counter, take your pick!
Jason Cordova (@jasoncordova6) profile pictureJason Cordova@jasoncordova67 Sep 2024
Let's Paint the Scene! One of the first Locations your hunters in The Between are likely to visit is the basement of a haunted house, 18 St. James's Street. Click the pic below to reveal the Paint the Scene question, and reply or QT with your answer!
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I was trying to someone explain the tiny, almost imperceptible emotional difference between "grey" and "gray," and they weren't buying it.
Bachman (@ElonBachman) profile pictureBachman@ElonBachman27 Aug 2024
What a supple language English is. Inevitable, inexorable, and ineluctable are nearly the same but not quite...it's like having wrenches sized in every half millimeter.
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