Holy Hashtags! Thank you @jimmyfallon for reading another one of our tweets on the air tonight—congrats on 10 years of the show!

BREAKING: Jay-Z picks himself for halftime show, causes 100th problem

“Remember ‘Murder Hornets?’” “Ah, the good ol’ days…!”

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In 1984, Hulk Hogan choked out comedian Richard Belzer on live TV to prove wrestling wasn’t fake Belzer was seriously injured in the stunt, and sued Hulk for damages which he won. He used the money to buy a house in France, which he named “Chez Hogan”

They’ve already got NEXT year’s Halloween stuff out

Reminder we once disqualified a guy for misspelling “potato”

The Halloween candy you can regift year to year

In a 1988 episode of “Full House,” The Beach Boys appeared as themselves—with the cast then performing onstage with them at an ACTUAL concert

Relax, guys—in 50 years, President Honey Boo Boo will declassify all the shady stuff happening right now

10 years ago. Imagine how different things would be today if it had ended there

Reminder we once disqualified a guy for misspelling “potato”

BREAKING: Melania Trump says she brokered a deal to reunite LMFAO

This year’s Halloween costume is “Sexy Can’t Afford a Costume”

Strangers bombarding us with election texts—sure hope you like trivia questions…

When we catch someone cheating at trivia night

Oh crap…!

Twitter is still fun, FYI