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I remember the flowers
Woven into her hair,
That she collected
From the meadows,
Where the thrushes sang her name.
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There should be a locket you give somebody through the internet that has opium in it
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I'm Gen X so whenever I messed up my mom made me chug 3 beers and sent me to my room
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Someone asked if I want to go for a jog tonight, so I guess we’re not friends anymore.
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Sorry if I seem bitchy and standoffish, it's just that I'm bitchy and standoffish.
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Today's highlight...
I've been sitting on my back porch for so long the neighbor lady came over to see if I was dead.
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Never underestimate the importance of keeping your sense of humour through the hard times.
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BREAKING NEWS ~ Janet on Facebook is cheating on her diet by having a piece of strawberry cheesecake with her lunch today.













