CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
Replying to @kptnkewl
Im not even gooning im just impressed they were capable of throwing that much ass while riding on a fucking scooter
CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
if i could have a superpower i'd want the ability to see the exact amount of calories in any food + the exact amount i burn
CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
men would sit at the foot of the bed for 1000 nights weaving elaborate stories for you where you centre as their beloved muse, and then on the 1001st night you would finally let them hit and then five minutes later they'd be like "so do you want me to call the uber or?"
CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
when you fart and vape at the same time and let the two smells combine……
CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
every girlfailure canon events :
1. getting bullied for the way you look
2. yearning
3. getting asked out as a joke
4. yearning
5. being chopped
6. yearning
7. having 0 friends
8. yearning
9. being too mature for ur age
10. yearning
11. questioning ur sexuality
12. yearning
CyberpsychoWren of EDtwt retweeted
sometimes I watch porn so absurd I think "if this gets out it will ruin me" as if I have any kind of reputation to uphold






























