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Here’s the idea I’m having now:
1/ I have lifelong experience in teaching and training writers, especially TV/screen writers and comedy writers. As a mentor, guide and coach, I can be objectively thought of as second-to-few.
2/ I have a serious need for…lnkd.in/gwUbwhf
A little color to brighten up your Monday. Www.tinyurl.jvseverythingshop instagram.com/p/CHGRjMIALNW/…
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I came of age as a Dodger fan in the last days of the 1962 season. At seven, I was old enough to appreciate that something exciting was going on, but couldn't quite grasp what. By the following spring I fully got... facebook.com/john.vorhaus.7/…
Today's found object:
"Master bedroom has its private bathroom and walking closet."
Just on a daily basis I can see that being a hassle.
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Avast ye lubbers! It be not too late to talk like a pirate in honarrgh of #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay. Yar!
Hey, did you hear about the rock band with financial expertise? The Accounting Crows. I just made that up. Har!
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Today's winner of the DOSC (Daily Odd Syntax Challenge) comes from a review of a European hotel. "The view, it is clean and Suzanna very serviable." #CantWaitToMeetSuzanna
I never had a Wikipedia page, but I'm excited to discover that I have a Wikiquote one. en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_V… en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_V…
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Today, waiting in line at the bank, I found myself playing with the metal chain by which they secure their pens, and I thought, "Well, I've been doing this since I was five."
Plus ça change, non?
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