Hoban Washburne 🇨🇦

We already said NO. When Russia leaves Ukraine (all of it) we will reconsider.

A Tesla guarantee is almost as reliable as a Trump trade deal.

It has already happened, remember…?

I really thought it was some parody account. I will never learn…

@shashj is quoting someone else, not endorsing at all.

No one has ever accused Markwayne of being the sharpest knife in the drawer…

Le chat? Pas de problème, t'as juste à y donner deux secondes, il va s'installer une litière en suspension.

"Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line..."

I don't know what our strategy for winning at hockey is. I do know what YOUR strategy is when you're losing a war: Throwing bunk-buster bombs at children in schools. Starving civilians. Kidnapping children.

I'm just saying that attacking Fred is barking at the wrong tree. You can't find a harshest critic of Musk in the electric car sphere than him. Musk hates his guts.

I don't think you know @FredLambert? He has been a harsh critic of Musk for many years. Check @ElectrekCo

Announced at 1:30 AM less than 3 weeks after a major company product event. Sure, everything is going according to plan...

1:30 AM. Perfect time to announce a smashing success, right...?

The new Roadster is going to be a smash hit just as the Cybertruck was... It will sell, dozens and dozens. Tesla is a perfect example of a company that, after struggling for years finally came close to victory, only to snatch defeat at the last minute.

I guess the new Roadster is going to be just as successful...?

Late 2028... by Berger's Law corollary, early-2035 (likely February 31st).

And a monument to what people would tolerate for years... only until gas prices make them wake up.

Tesla: electric car company that doesn't make cars. SpaceX: launch company that won't launch for anyone else. Both funding Twitter/X, a social media site trying to become AI leader, and failing miserably at it. Cool, visionary ideas... doomed by their creator.

It would be interesting to learn about the behaviour of Russian troops in border towns inside Russia. Somehow I doubt that they see their own civilians very differently than they see Ukrainians.