Rockatansky 🇿🇦

Aw shucks I was supposed to remember something today

I know I'm only the littlest

Went to the zoo today and the mice asked my why I'm so little

My mother, Hashem bless her, if she could see the way girls dress these days she'd spin in her dreidel!

Using SuperIntelligence for the real hard questions of life...

Its a Dog misheard Dog world out there

I heard you wanted to get into gaming Tyrone?

Man lego could make like uhhh.... 160 dollars if they launched a bionicle mini fig line

We Biddy the Blas We Skrib the Doon

What if our hands touched whilst picking dutch peoples bicycle locks?

Pissing on anthills to give future ant generations a great flood myth

Really hard to have my heroine water without my ratbro chittering in my ear about the abundance of cheese in rat city.

Harassment Architecture? Idk maybe you need to stop walking into doors babe

Life must be so whimsical if your under 6 feet tall. No back issues. The world is bigger. You can drive a hot wheels around like Stuart little. Get to wear propeller hat and play with a carry a balloon all day long...

These are Battle Flags. These are flags that says,  "I am not you, I am your enemy, I hate you, I want you dead."

Any reddit moderator worth their reddit gold has post on the front page of r/cute and a negative karma on r/darkhumor

KESTER BOOL YOU SUNNUVA BITCH I'M GONNA GUT YOUR JOWLS WITH YOUR OWN GOGGLES WHEN I GET YOU, CHEATIN SUNNUVA BITCH

Every Twilight must Sparkle

They will (not) make flowers out of your guestroom toilet paper