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The musings of a tiny man with tiny hands. Of course, a parody.

Somewhere in Florida
Joined October 2019
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Stacy Keach, who starred on TV’s 'Mike Hammer' and 'Titus' and recurred on 'Blue Bloods' after establishing himself as a stage and film actor, died Monday. He was 85. His wife, Małgosia Tomassi, said he passed “after a long and difficult battle with a serious heart condition and heart failure” at the family home in Magdalenka, Poland. Read more on his life and legacy here: deadline.com/2026/11/stacy-k…
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Omg. Hahaha! My district was redrawn all the way from Orlando down to Okeechobee in DeSantis’s effort to crack the Democratic electorate, and Soto held on anyway. Florida’s Constitution disallows partisan gerrymanders, and the Florida governor made no secret of the fact that this redistricting was designed to favor Republicans. He got away with it because he appointed loyalists to all but one seat on the Florida Supreme Court. Open corruption. But it didn't pay off. Gerrymandering is evil. Evil actions always deserve to lose. Congratulations @RepDarrenSoto
CNN calls Darren Soto's race Dude survived a Trump +18 crack of the Orlando metro
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On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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I won and no one talked about my ass
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Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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I admire your willingness to live a reality that is in stark contrast of the reality everyone else lives.
MAGA is not dead. The election was stolen just like 2020 was.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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Truly this man has TDS: Trump Denial Syndrome
Don’t blame Trump for this shit. This would’ve been the party in 2016 had he not come along. Blame the parasites like John Thune who wouldn’t let Trump remake the party into a hard right party. That’s the real culprit here.
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My alarm tomorrow morning.
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
Hahahahahahahah it’s actually Israel and @realDonaldTrump , you stupid grifting cuck.
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Really? You're blaming John Thune? And not the guy whose name was on the ballot?
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DDHQ is projecting James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate race against Ken Paxton. The last Democratic Senator from Texas was Bob Krueger, who was appointed 30+ years ago by Ann Richards and served for five months from January 21 to June 14, 1993. #Midterms2026 🗳️
Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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OMG! Fox News tried to interview a Trump supporter at Trump’s rally in South Carolina and he said that he came there to experience a cult first hand. EPIC TROLL!
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Imagine voting for this faggot.
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Republican economic messaging: 2025: Look at gas prices. 2026: Please stop looking at gas prices.
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My name is Jose Canseco
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Thinking of John McCain today on what would’ve been his 90th birthday. As a Senator, John never stopped fighting for what he believed was right for Arizona, even when it meant standing alone. He dedicated his life to our country, and his legacy of service will never be forgotten.
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