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Voting Roger Marshall because I want my $5,000! 🇺🇸 💵
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
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And this alone is why I will vote for Roger Marshall every election that he runs. 👏 👏 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 💪 💪
I just want to remind Kansans that Senator Roger Marshall's FIRST VOTE in the Senate was to deny the results of the 2020 election. #ksleg
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People are worried about Kansas already - stop worrying.
Dems have 13k early in person votes. Reps have 7k. A gap of 6k, and 4k of that gap is in Johnson County. The Dem base of 4/4 white libs (suburban TDS sufferers) are first out the gate to go vote. This gap will close, and close fast.
There is hardly any mail in KS.
“Senator Roger Marshalls opponent, Adam Hamilton, is a Radical Left Phony who is pretending to be a moderate because he does not have the courage to tell Kansas the truth about who he really is. Hamilton opposed my Travel Ban to keep Terrorists and Extremists out of our Country.”
He donated to Kamala Harris, Crooked Joe Biden, and Barack Hussein Obama and, very importantly, Adam Hamilton wants to take away your guns — He has an "F" rating from the N.R.A.