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tugboy fresh 𓅃 retweeted
Apartment hunting is such a joke, what do you mean this is an actual photo that an actual property management company posted?
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tugboy fresh 𓅃 retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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One of my favorite pieces of Dune worldbuilding is the introduction of the "Hypnobong" in the 5th book, which is mentioned exactly once in a throwaway scene.
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New Yorkers, when you head to the voting booth remember this image. #WriteInCarsonBengeNYCD8
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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The monkey that likes killing our family is back
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Pat McAfee comparing himself to Charlie Kirk is really overshadowing Dan Orlovsky not knowing that percent means “per one hundred”
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This not Digger?
THE FUCKING GAP NEXT TO HARRY BECAUSE HIS PARTNER CAN'T BE IN THE PHOTOGRAPHS
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That’s probably fine
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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tugboy fresh 𓅃 retweeted
Purdue is creating some of the more evil things you have ever seen, and some of them aren't even being drafted by the Pacers
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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One time I made a joke about trading the Steamboat tourmaline for the Atacamite Rat, and a curator of the Smithsonian happened to be in the room at the time.
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Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Kyler Murray squeaking with the press
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This ABA-themed Pacers Nets matchup is sick. I shoulda gone to the game.
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The color grading on the trailer for The Mosquito Bowl is so drab that it almost looks like a parody
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There is no way this many people are eating foie gras regularly. A lot of you are just pro-cruelty on principle.
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loving parents
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I’m going to a rock and roll concert 😀
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Why is French twitter beefing with Japanese twitter what did I miss
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I think I liked it better when we had a Hesiman at qb
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