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2023 met gala outfits as book covers! bella ramsey as moby dick
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It’s 2023. Anyone who still says “it’s gonna be May” or “May the fourth be with you” goes directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
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Found this in my rental house. Is it what I think it is?
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Elon Musk ox retweeted
Keanu is signing one of these posters to give away to someone who RT's this tweet.
One more fight until freedom. Check out the brand new poster for #JohnWick4 by artist @alicexz
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I'm not related to this guy but may as well be
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I wonder how my child X-h₩-♤•|£39 is doing today
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.@elonmusk is the worst! Apartheid-era emerald mining is second worse! Whatever meals you cook for you lovers is a close third.
Twitter is the worst! But also the best.
Rich people are such little cunts
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The morning after Bono parties with mid-90s Gallagher brothers
King and Queens have been unusuable for like 6 months. And Dundas and Oxford. And Adelaide. If you design and enforce a car-centric city, don't choke all access points simultaneously.
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Why the heart in a blender song is now mandatory listening at Berklee
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This video would make my former employer cum in their pants. A huge reason why, after 7 years of sales, I will happily clean toilets for a modest living.
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If you know the real original line-up included Scott Raynor, book your retirement home for thr near-future.
If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok
I was born 09/10/1984, not 10/09/1984, and I am tired of being labeled a Virgo
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Who needs anti-party technology when you can hire me to show up at any social gathering to kill the mood
Our new anti-party tech helps identify potentially high-risk reservations and prevent those users from taking advantage of our platform.

Aging millennial golden ages: seeing RATM on the 2022 reunion tour before cancellation.
I work 8-5, two kids under age of 3. Single dad 50% of time. I don't understand either.
I don’t physically understand how people work 9-5s or work full time and look after children and their home. I don’t get it
A great and symbolic day for Putin to meet his idol.