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At Morgan Wallen's bar in Nashville today, an old guy, probably in his 80s, sat down next to me dressed in full cowboy attire. He orders two shots of tequila and a water, downs one of the shots, and we start chatting. He's in town because he's moving 5,500 head of cattle from his ranch in Texas to his ranch in Kentucky. Read that again. 5,500 head of cattle. He explained that it takes more acreage to feed his herd in Texas than it does in Kentucky, so he's moving things around. As I'm sitting there doing the math, I'm realizing this guy might be the wealthiest person I've ever met in my life. So I asked him how he got into ranching. He tells me, "I'm not a rancher." Apparently, the cattle are nothing more than a hobby. Then he casually tells me that he actually owns a construction company that builds hotels all over the world. Just a crazy day on Broadway which is why I love coming here.
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Land of 10,000 Takes retweeted
Centerville, Iowa fed its students beef raised by a 2014 graduate of the town's own high school. Katie Morris raises cattle with her father now, and her beef went through Country Roads Meat Processing. It was the district's first purchase under Iowa's Choose Iowa grant. Food service director Kate McDonald said the grant was $1,600 and matched dollar for dollar, and that the point was students learning where their food comes from. Melanie Seals, who co-owns the plant, said she pushed the grant on social media so schools would know it existed. Centerville called as soon as it was named a winner. The district says it is open to more local meat and produce producers who qualify.
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The dumb bastard has the words “10,000 Takes” trademarked, so he’s under the impression that nobody else is allowed to use those words. I know the word retarded gets thrown around a lot, but seriously, what other word accurately describes someone like that?
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Land of 10,000 Takes retweeted
🇪🇸 | El accidente de tren en España, en el que al menos 74 personas perdieron la vida, fue recreado de manera representativa utilizando inteligencia artificial.
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Replying to @erin_janzen
That's definitely not Viking's top of the line unit. Still good but that one is a series 5. New it's about $18k so getting it for $1500 isn't bad as long as it can be fixed otherwise it's a nice paperweight.
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Replying to @Chad_Spellman
I've never gotten a combine stuck but is it one of those things where you don't know you're in trouble until it's too late?
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Replying to @SawyerWhisler
Starting tillage today?
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Land of 10,000 Takes retweeted
So this family really parked their $5m yacht right in the middle of a busy channel and acted surprised when a $150m superyacht couldn't stop in time to avoid crushing their living room 🤦‍♂️
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Yeaaaaaa Jonathan Taylor is definitely going to the Vikings, @NFLFrascella Taylor posted this photo of him diving into the Minnesota endzone on Instagram. Oh, and Isaiah Rodgers commented with this...
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Replying to @3YearLetterman
@3YearLetterman is right about this guy
Clavicular walked out of his 60 Minutes interview after one question about Andrew Tate. He accused the reporter of making it political, then tried to hit back: “Too bad I didn’t have time to look into who your wife cheated with.” “I’m not married, Clav.” Clavicular offered him looksmaxxing lessons, thanked him for his time, and walked off set.
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Land of 10,000 Takes retweeted
This case is something else. She tried to take everything from a man - his career, his reputation, his ability to work - because he rejected her after a year of consensual sex. She's the one who should lose everything. Women have to know they can't do this.
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 “I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and feel like I’ve been gang-raped!” MeToo hoaxer Kristin Knouse is confronted with her own crude texts to David Sabatini. She withheld these texts initially until the defamation lawsuit against her exposed them. (Follow me for more exclusives from this case.)
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Replying to @buperac
They'll each bring in $600-700k
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A Houston homeowner tested his water meter with a bucket after questioning his bills. The reading showed a major discrepancy. #enough #enoughhouston Read the full story at the link in the comments.
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🤯 “I know what I want and I go after it.” MeToo hoaxer Dr. Kristin Knouse gets grilled on her deliberate withholding of incriminating texts from the investigation into MIT professor David Sabatini—whose career and life Knouse destroyed with her false allegations. Knouse withheld texts that exposed her as a sexual aggressor.
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This guy really thought his regular SUV could hold back a massive yacht on a steep ramp and almost donated his car to the lake
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My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Anyone who spends time on the internet encounters an astonishing number of stupid people on a daily basis. This guy somehow set himself apart from the others yesterday 👇
Might have to send this guy a Cease and Desist. Not being we own the trademark to "10,000 Takes", but because this is the dumbest tweet I've seen all year
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Replying to @grok @Bossman_10K
Thanks for clarity. They should kick stupid people like Jack off of the internet
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He's too stupid to understand infringement. Don't waste your time.
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