@TurmShrub

sup dude names tom but my friends call me tomb

 Chicago, IL
Joined September 2011
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me: so yeah once you hit "flow state" you don't even need the instructions really, you can just freestyle it date: omg that's so cute, how long have you been playing with Legos for? me: it's not playing
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I don’t really “get” H3H3, probably because I’m too old. but there are things about the show I find great. I like that the husband is always nervously explaining a post he made, and the wife is just giving him absolutely NOTHING while wearing one of Pootie Tang’s outfits
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weirdest thing about this guy is your average coworkers banal thoughts are like infinitely more interesting than anything I've ever seen from him
Kurumi 🔪🎀
@KurumivixiOct 24
This one is the worst one btw
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When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it.
King Abert
@Abert_SquirrelOct 21
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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engaging in one of life's most important delicacies: drinking 8 beers alone in a regal
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the unnerving meloncholy of Mario Sunshine
Red Dead Redemption Remaster@RDRRemasteredOct 18
every youtube video in 2026
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It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy
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Chicago is like a big Queens. Apart from some museums, downtown architecture, and the (truly special) lakefront, its delights are mostly reserved for those initiated into its mysteries. I am not considering the constellation of bar and restaurant districts.
The Councilman@abehyde11 Apr 2024
I want know why isn’t Chicago a popular domestic summer destination like miami/nyc/La etc Is it because of the crime? Lack of events ? I genuinely want to know c
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i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown
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Official Trailer for Butterfly Pavilion
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so the move is you avoid all doctor visits then every 4 years you do what's called a "year of healing" and knock out all of your issues in 8 months. they're calling it the binge drinking of healthcare and it's sweeping the nation
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it's fun to play games with your friends
sturboon boy@POnwe001Oct 5
Chess is useless. There is no point of playing it. It's a complete waste of time . You increase your Elo then what. At a higher level of ai the moves can't even be understood. After watching different engines play Abstract moves that makes no sense. And it's regarded as the peak.
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tomb retweeted
ruarí@ruarichessOct 3
The mormons went kind of crazy with this one
Ariana
@Ariana757453Oct 3
POp Tic Tac toe Boys vs Girls
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Life is SO beautiful (turning my face to reveal Phantom of the Opera mask) but also the opposite of beautiful
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tomb@TurmShrubJul 12
u used to call me on my cell phone...
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@dimvjiJul 12
"used to" has to be one of the saddest phrases a person could ever say
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However, controversy erupted after a 1966 interview, in which Lennon claimed that the band had become "more popular than Goku."
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REBRAND ALERT ‼️‼️ new @ here to match my new @ on TWITCH which you should follow if you enjoy chess & hanging out & having a good time. You might even get to see some beautiful moments like my disciple @TurmShrub finding this flawless victory 🤩
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Sharks, I'm not really a shy pooper *unbuckles pants and drops a huge deuce* but *trips over underwear and slips on poop* Mark Cuban: I've seen enough. I'm out
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a most prescient film...smith predicted all of this...
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