Does it count as getting Wham'd if it's what my sleep paralysis demon is humming as they crouch over me? Along for a friend.
Just saw an escaped pilot in the wild, full uniform and everything. Must have hatched outside the airport.
First ever hockey game, all the way from Manchester England. I want a Leafs win and a t-shirt, can we sort both? #LeafsForever
The ADHD impulse to mutter every thought you have to yourself all the time, so some colleagues think you're weird as fuck, and some think you're a comic genius.
Absolutely love that @northernassist are cancelling ~40% of services daily AND only charging me £90 for forgetting to remove my 26-30 railcard from the trainline app and paying £2.40 instead of £3.60 for a journey. You're right in this email, this is the 🌟lenient🌟 thing to do.
Case in point. Cancelled. My journey home this evening drags out. Thanks @northernassist.
The temerity of Liz Truss telling someone from Belfast that Boris Johnson has delivered on Brexit. Wowzers.
Q: You've supported a PM that has continually lied to the Queen, Parliament & the entire UK.. does this not bring into question your own personal integrity & honesty?
Liz Truss: "I don't agree with that. Boris Johnson has been an excellent PM.." 👀
#BelfastHustings
As if any Human rights could be more of one nation than any other. This Government makes me so tired.
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Jean Valjean implies the existence of Jorts Valjorts send tweet
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Literary magazines are one of the very few socially acceptable ways you can have your existential crisis in front of everyone, you should support them.
Very few things feel more like coming home that rolling through Dore and Totley on the train. I'm visiting Sheffield today, and I'm so, so pleased about it.
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My top 3 favourite pear idioms for #WorldPearDay
3. He's high on the pear (Norwegian) = he's arrogant
2. The pear was cooked on the tree and fell into her mouth (Turkish) = she's had it easy
1. When the pig in yellow slippers climbs the pear tree (Bulgarian) = never gonna happen










