Shelled Reptile Royalty
Joined November 2020
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TheLordofTurtles retweeted
Tried having sex with a slime girl only for her highly acidic gelatinous pussy to slough my dick off the bone like a tender rib #FetchTheClericPlease
The wildest thing about the Kirk situation that I have learned is that he was only 31. TPUSA was founded in 2012. Homeboy was a high school senior and saw the profit to be had in being a right-wing grifter. A goddamn nostradomus.
TheLordofTurtles retweeted
The guy who turned in Luigi never got paid.
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to the identification, arrest, and conviction of this unknown suspect.
📞 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324)
💻 tips.fbi.gov
TheLordofTurtles retweeted
only deeply insecure men worry about dipshits judging them for enjoying a snack. men like that are incapable of any kind of real bravery or courage because they waste their lives worried about the judgements of strangers.
TheLordofTurtles retweeted
There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊
Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙 – at New York, USA
TheLordofTurtles retweeted
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just incoherently rambled about someone accusing him of sexual assault. Trump is senile, disgusting, and cannot be allowed back in the White House. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this.
TheLordofTurtles retweeted
Ya know...
I think as one last tribute to Akira toriyama the voice acting community should do their best Kamehameha.
What do you guys think?
Flu, pneaumonia, AND an ear infection? I am truly blessed by father Nurgle today. Also, fuck that guy.
