@TurtsAndKolas

| 20 | I do NOT live in Appleton Wisconsin I’m a isopod who posts disc: turts8888

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Joined August 2022
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While the Festival of the Damned continues to celebrate the uncanny on the seas, here we present some pumpkin stencils to help you honour SoT as part of your real Halloween decorations! Perfect to carve with a cutlass or, even better, a far smaller and more sensible implement.
A pumpkin stencil of Sea of Thieves' Jack O' Looter.

ALT A pumpkin stencil of Sea of Thieves' Jack O' Looter.

A pumpkin stencil of a Kraken tentacle.

ALT A pumpkin stencil of a Kraken tentacle.

A pumpkin stencil of a sad, cat-headed skull and crossbones.

ALT A pumpkin stencil of a sad, cat-headed skull and crossbones.

A pumpkin stencil of the Reaper's Mark from the Sea of Thieves logo.

ALT A pumpkin stencil of the Reaper's Mark from the Sea of Thieves logo.

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If dynamo released today his teleport would give a 200hp shield that resists true damage
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And would curse the enemy if you teleport on them
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Mr P@mr_plagu3Oct 27
Battle nun
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KS™@MinionNoGuun7h
Trying to get a *Lash* to love you #Deadlock
Nightmare SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBY22h
Trying to get a friend to love your interest
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SHAKRA. Messing with Shakra should be a death sentence. Those muscles aren't just for drawing maps (Sorry, I like drawing the backs of muscular women. They're really cute 💪🏻 #hollowknight
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Nas
@NasNakarus21h
Our needle in a haystack game has been cloned so many times we made a new game mode find the original game
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This is the funniest comeback to clones/AI slop in game Dev XD
Nas
@NasNakarus21h
Our needle in a haystack game has been cloned so many times we made a new game mode find the original game
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This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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But then they say everything is okay but months later you discover they have indeed been despising you all this time while pretending to be a friend and not a single effort to comunicate any issue whatsoever
🎃SCARYSpiderDawg🎃@dumbSpiderDawgOct 26
how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Quiet@Quiet204917h
Tried to true react someone on Discord and realised my Nitro had ran out
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Lineart done (mostly) #shakra #silksong #shakracrushmyskull
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We made a drone game where the main objective isn't shooting things; it's saving lives.

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IT GOT WORSE
🎀Anonymous Nuru✂️@Anonymous_Nuru19h
my and my oomfs ruining our internet history because we found out something on duck duck go
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Kíbito@Ki_bi_t0Oct 27
my parents did this to me constantly as a kid and it kind of did irreparable damage to how i see relationships
𝐦𝐚𝐱. **@boyerabstractOct 27
how it feels arguing with your friends and being cool with them the next day
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ok one more lol. south park had rob schneider in hell that one episode* *Kenny's spirit was swapped into a pot roast earlier lol
Is Portal@is__portalOct 18
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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Replying to @y0urlocalchibi
them jaskdj
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mo and aura
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Mo and skilled
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emma@revoccue23h
i think emergent gameplay is good actually and shouldn't be replaced by single-item solutions
silentwosperer👻🎃@silentwisperer_Oct 27
new transport method unlocked 😎 I still think we should be able to put a saddle directly on the sulfur cube. needing a lead/boat/pig/saddle is just annoying to setup lol #minecraft
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