Tech- Surviving through fixes. “One day you’re cock of the walk,the next you’re a feather duster” –Margot Barber

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Budget released to the ministry of health in 2026 -• N36million Budget released to the Chief of staff for ‘Ebola’ -• N10bn Lmaoo! May the lives of everyone supporting this government become the way they are running this country. Amen🙏🏽
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Lmaoo you people are funny .
I told my friend this. I was in a call with him. He lives in Ibadan by the way. And we started discussing the forthcoming Presidential election. He said that Seyi Makinde just wanted to disrupt Tinubu’s vote. And then I said you didn’t even mention Peter Obi. He replied, is he contesting? People don’t know OFFLINE that PO is contesting. PO’s team should do better.
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Yes, even break a bottle on their heads😒
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If you've been online in the last 3 months and you didn't buy Dangote IPO, you didn't play Danfo Run or Lagos Life, then you deserve some accolades, no peer pressure can ever affect you again.
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If you've been online in the last 3 months and you didn't buy Dangote IPO, you didn't play Danfo Run or Lagos Life, then you deserve some accolades, no peer pressure can ever affect you again.
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UPDATE: 99 % COMPLETED! Abia Fire Service Station HQ, Umuahia is now almost set and ready. Extra fire service trucks have also been procured and standing by with modern comms equipment installed for prompt emergency response. To a Greater Abia 🥂. #InvestInAbia
UPDATE: Ongoing Fire Service Station, Umuahia, Abia State. Comes with a multiple bed emergency clinic, space for 10 fire trucks. We’re learning they’d be installing public smoke detectors to detect fire outbreaks in the city. Is that even possible? #InvestInAbia
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"What happens if Peter Obi becomes president and is worse than Tinubu?" We vote him out the way we will vote out Tinubu.
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Lmaoooo typical 😁
Go and die somewhere abeg. Mafejopami
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Not interested with your analysis. .. I'm only stating the obvious that no one got the time to gaslight you, you don't matter in the grand scheme of things for one to find you relevant to gaslight, especially when the economy is already gaslighting you.
There are 2 other opposition candidates that are very present. He’s option no 3 of opposition candidates around here. You will also make purchases at the same price so your point is pointless
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Nobody is gaslighting you. The economy is already gaslighting you. Enjoy that one
They will come gaslight us in January.
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What a double-faced nkapi! Yesterday, u were busy criticising someone with a practical solution to crashing the housing market simply because he couldn’t speak Yoruba. Today,you’re suddenly acting oblivious to why other countries are far ahead of us.The hypocrisy is unbelievable!
Lets continue supporting inept politicians. 5 of this in lagos go crash housing market.
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Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂
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Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂
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Nigeria’s Passport Plunges From 90th To 181st Position. Visa-Free Access Falls From 44 Destinations To 24 Nigeria’s passport has reportedly dropped to 181st out of 196 countries in the latest IziVisa Passport Ranking Index, down from 90th position in July 2026. According to data published on IziVisa.com, Nigerians can travel to 24 countries visa-free, obtain visas on arrival in 16 countries and access 43 countries through electronic visas. The report highlights a decline in Nigeria’s visa-free score from 44 destinations in July to 24 in the latest IziVisa ranking. IziVisa explained that passports are ranked according to the number of destinations their holders can access without obtaining a visa beforehand, including visa-free entry, visas on arrival and electronic visas. The United Arab Emirates leads the 2026 ranking, with access to 185 of 198 destinations through the three travel categories, while Switzerland occupies second position. Luxembourg, Malta, Denmark, Spain and Finland also feature prominently. Separately, the July 2026 Henley Passport Index placed Nigeria 90th out of 199 passports, with visa-free access to 44 destinations. The index, published by Henley & Partners, assesses passports against 227 travel destinations using data from the International Air Transport Association. Among African countries, South Africa ranked 49th globally, with access to 101 destinations, followed by Botswana in 61st position with 81 destinations. Morocco ranked 67th with 71 destinations, while Kenya placed 68th with 70. Ghana ranked 70th, with access to 67 destinations, while Nigeria shared its position with the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Turkmenistan in the Henley ranking. However, the IziVisa and Henley indices use different methodologies and coverage, meaning their rankings are not directly comparable.
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Congrats
before I go back to my shell I want you guys to know that I have found someone I really love. he’s beautiful, lovely and a delight to be with. Extremely funny and kind. I’m still learning how to love him and I will spend everyday learning and loving him.
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After listening, repost for wider audience. 2027 should be the end of every evil politician in Nigeria.
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When will you realise that people leaving or relocating to other countries are not necessarily trying to escape poverty? They are seeking a functional system where human life and well-being are prioritised, where hard work is rewarded.
When will Nigerians realize that relocating to the UK is not an escape from poverty.
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International students in Canada on expired visas must return home
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We are not angry enough. Because I see no reason why boys won't come out and break those nonsense construction
Both don spoil for both sides of the demarcated 1st Niger Bridge 😭🤣😭 Where is Professor in practice?
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