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Carter

@TweetsOfCarter

burrito connoisseur mostly. go wings, niners, o's. generate abstractions, people.

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Joined April 2011
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Tyler Bertuzzi collecting Original Six teams like some kind of hockey Thanos
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The "some washed old fuck" being mentioned here is Simon Edvinsson (a very talented, 23 year old).
𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕪 | Stenberg warrior (@allstarbrini) profile picture𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕪 | Stenberg warrior@allstarbriniNov 1
Hey so we cannot have a young core if we keep trading our young core away for so.e washed old fucks
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Seider being #1 and his partner being one away from dead last, shows how ridiculous Seider really is.
JeffTinyBear (@HomestyleMelt) profile pictureJeffTinyBear@HomestyleMelt20h
The fact Ben and Mo are a pair together makes this extra hilarious. #LGRW
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PuckEmpire (@puckempire) profile picturePuckEmpire
@puckempire21h
The Minnesota Wild have likely offered Quinn Hughes the max AAV at whatever amount of years he wants, per @FriedgeHNIC. The ball is in Hughes' court.
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Enjoy your extra hour ... to suffer more.
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5 on 15 even less so
Carter (@TweetsOfCarter) profile pictureCarter@TweetsOfCarterOct 31
3 on 12 is not optimal
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You let in a few awful goals and this is what happens
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Gibson come on man
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Ref playing defense net front for the Blues there
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3 on 12 is not optimal
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That's my Finndog
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Raymond reaching whole new levels of disgusting highlights
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Red Wings legend
Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) profile pictureElliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNICOct 31
Nick Jensen (ANA) on waivers
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The Kolerbear said EFFF YOU DYLAN I've got it from here
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KOLESAR?! What
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Great start, right where we want them.
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST FOUND A FILIP ZADINA JERSEY IN MY KID'S BAG #LGRW
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Type shit I’m on for Halloween weekend
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Carter retweeted
Gritty (@GrittyNHL) profile picture
Gritty
@GrittyNHLOct 31
apparently…
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Makes perfect sense, wants to play with Emmitt Finnie #LGRW
Emily Kaplan (@emilymkaplan) profile pictureEmily Kaplan
@emilymkaplanOct 31
Replying to @emilymkaplan
Believe Kucherov has his eyes set on playing with another one of the league’s top superstars and has a few players/teams in mind. We’ll see what moves the Lightning can, or are willing to, pull off.
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We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
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