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Twips2

@Twips2

I was @TwopTwips' friend. But then he wrapped a bar of soap in a towel and bashed up me legs when I was asleep. I'm also, very occasionally, @doctorcamel.

 Holywell, Northumberland
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Joined November 2011
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I know I’ve mentioned this before but until I die I shall continue to mention the date who jumped out of my car at traffic lights and ran away.
Jann “stop live horse export” Arden (@jannarden) profile pictureJann “stop live horse export” Arden@jannarden20 Aug 2019
In a single tweet- tell me about the worst date you’ve ever had. I need encouragement...
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Me: Can I put a poster up for Stroud Pride? Shop Owner: Sure! That’s for the gays isn’t it? Me: It’s for everyone! Shop Owner: Are you.. Me: ...yes I’m... Shop Owner: Do you know anything about wind chimes? Me: I... Shop Owner: Or is that lesbians? – at Stroud, England
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Miles Hunt from The Wonder Stuff was apparently so incensed by the digital switchover that he drilled a hole in his knee, a man told us.
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Which bearded host of Deal Or No Deal has been questioned by cops after reportedly flinging Danish pastries at pedestrians in Cheltenham?
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