DJ/Stand-up/Extra from NW London, written 2nd book, performed stand-up @comedystoreuk & #Tartu2024 plays piano/guitar/harmonica, sings/raps/skits & juggles ball

Notting Hill, London W11, UK
Joined May 2010
Rhian @wetlegband & the posse, Writing amazing crap. Back on olanzapine, can do pull-ups. Remembered all sorts of guitar & piano songs. I chose a spotlight in major keys: When Ray Gun drops it's incendiary!!! Love, MUDDY, London W11 xoxo soundcloud.com/user-23740033… @TupacShakurLC
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Wee Cough, Rugs @sianelerievans, Epic: soundcloud.com/user-23740033… Remembered Noodle was friends with @michaeljackson & @ElvisPresley. Abused as children, their spirits are still only 7yo. Angels took over the performances, with the kids in creative control. Love, MUDDY, London x
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Quote @Conan_Doyle_OFB: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left - however improbable, must be the truth. Miss @MercuryPrize, Sian in stilettos, @georgesmoot said space is honeycomb. Maybe infinity is just an optical illusion: The atom [Neon] - not to scale x
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My dear Martina @dorner_martina, The top two strings on my guitar broke: so I play the bottom four [top four in pitch]. Been playing lots of piano. & jamming harmonica to tracks in C or A minor. Thanks for adding Barry Floats to your playlist. A return to form, perhaps, RmO
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Anderson @iamandersonpaak & Cord @cordae, First up: killed it at @BBCR1 props!!! Can you find me a record label & a hot producer, that might double as a literary agent? I thought we'd do it real stripped back. It's your boy: MUDDY, London W11 soundcloud.com/user-23740033… Hasta!?!
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Palace are no mugs, Archie @ArchieGray06 it was a good result for Newcastle yesterday, they soaked up a lot of pressure. Keep playing Roberto’s way, we can beat anybody. Ages since we came back & won after falling behind. Home form still rocky. #COYS
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There are options, so I'm told, for an American lesbian: The drug: try cocks again Or The operation: strap a cock to me How do you stop 5 Poor Afro-Americans raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball What's the useless flappy bit of skin on the end of a cock called? A man X
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Da Mone @Damonalbarn Leinster @Galenayers Ray Gun @raye Cumberland, Spitalfields & Poole @MikeSabathMusic, I can jam my harmonica over this etc. soundcloud.com/user-23740033… I play the top four strings of an acoustic guitar, & need a piano raised to standing height. Love, MUDDY xoxo
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Bazza @BarryCantSwim Chloet et Chandon @yippiecaillet T-Shirt & Tie @tsha909 Sia Sia @sianelerievans & Geo-Therm @aesychlus Working with @fontainesdublin & @feelmybicep I finished this off today: Love, MUDDY, W11 xoxo soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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RAYE @raye, evidently misled so far, I’ve got 30 years of songwriting whittled down to an album - I’d really appreciate some help with cutting? Where do you find a band? Do you wanna feature? I’m quite a good impressionist, ask @petetong. You look like Georgia. Love, MUDDY, W11 X
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Archie @ArchieGray06, did you watch Villa 2 - 1 City. Villa started fast & defended the penalty box. It was mostly City probing. We've gotta get another fast start, like at United. Play as a team, nice even tempo again. soundcloud.com/user-23740033… #COYS Give 'im the eyes, Archie!!!?!
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How's @Madders10??? Just a little niggle I hope. I don't think we're at our best yet, we need to attack the byline more. Kept shouting time today. Good shape. PSG, Barca, Arsenal, Bayern, City, Us, Villa… I like how we're playing. This tune was lucky soundcloud.com/user-23740033…
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Mike @MikeSabathMusic, I’ve been writing songs for over 30 years. Producing & DJing for over 20. Playing guitar for 15. I spin poi/bolus, sing, play harmonica (in C major/A minor/C minor jazz) & play MUDDY, SoundCloud on a Bluetooth speaker. I’d like to record w/ u. Baby V. RmO
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Eliza @azilelimusic hi on.soundcloud.com/oCouBu1NAV… Playing lots of piano & guitar & harmonica. Watching lots of football. Depixol was like being a ghost. Riding the olanzapine. Rewrote my book. Working out. Mi5 is going down kicking. Max Weber’s armchair anthropology circa 1900. Rw x
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Iced Latte @Galenayers, Chucked this together: soundcloud.com/user-23740033… #neon_desert xo MUDDY, London W11 fMRI images of people's brains while they're looking at erotic stereograms?! I thought they seemed like very nice fallopian tubes! #Max_Weber's snapshot of 1900. QED
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Declan @_DeclanRice, take a selfie on @WhatsApp!!! The jolt: it's a sheer function applied to every single photo so far!!!
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Damon All-Bran @Damonalbarn, what's the mating call of the giant clam? soundcloud.com/user-23740033… [forearms as shell: opens] "Do you fuck?" [Closes] Love, MUDDY, W11 This'll be the best 20 minutes today!!! Play widget!!! Support Spurs [a little]?! X
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