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Joined May 2011
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Sly villains
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Got to see my favorite movie of all time on the big screen for a dollar.
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Happy 25th anniversary to librarian checking out the book at the beginning of the movie.
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If they could blow up the part that has my Teams meeting scheduled for Monday that'd be grreaaat
BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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It's comforting that every decade and a half or so, when faced with the absolute worst possible alternatives, Americans are capable of making the right choice.
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Thank you, Milwaukee
I told you all that the Brewers closed the cursed Cubs portal
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I actually love gay halloween and understand exactly what you mean with your costume.
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The Log Lady is in the Criterion Closet. The log does not judge. Which films do they pick?
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Westfall retweeted
February 9, 1964
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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There's no rule that says you have to eat cereal with milk, so fuck it, Honey Nut Cheerios & apple cider.
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'90s songs that are playing when I walk into the mall on my way to see a movie - a thread: 🔊🎟️👇
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[literally nothing playing at the mall this time, very strange] ?/♾️
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No Doubt - Spiderwebs (1996) 14/♾️
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they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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Hay grak, tell eIon that cool idea for a formatting update to this site would be if the last third of whatever you're quote tweeting got cropped, thus removing any context from what you're trying to say by QTing it. Wouldn't that be cool? What? It already does that? Tremendous!👍
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With the right route, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us
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Hoping to pull off the Graphic Nudity double feature this weekend.
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Am I crazy or would this work better with Fennessey as Elizabeth and Amanda as Nathan?
TOMORROW. YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING. 6AM EST.
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THE INVENTOR (2019) dir. Gibney
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How are we even supposed to tweet about You Can See Everything? Am I just supposed to say 'that, uh, one part was fucking crazy, right?' and you'll think about one of the parts you thought was fucking crazy, and reply like 'yeah, it was' and we'll both have made good points. 👍
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anyways she’s the best
Amanda Seyfried says "I'm not f*cking apologizing" for calling Charlie Kirk "hateful" after his death. "I mean, for f*ck's sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes. What I said was pretty damn factual, and I'm free to have an opinion, of course. Thank God for Instagram. I was able to give some clarity, and it was about getting my voice back because I felt like it had been stolen and recontextualized—which is what people do, of course," Seyfried told Who What Wear. Amid backlash in September for her Kirk comment, Seyfried explained: “I can get angry about misogyny and racist rhetoric and ALSO very much agree that Charlie Kirk’s murder was absolutely disturbing and deplorable in every way imaginable." Read more here: variety.com/2025/film/news/a…
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I dunno man, have they tried cooking at home instead? Maybe fewer lattes will help. I hear bootstrap pulling works, but never tried it myself.
Replying to @baldeaglemeat
If you can only collect $672 a month on an apartment that needs $100k in repairs, how are you supposed to get the money to make said repairs? Doesn't it make more sense just to leave the apartment vacant at that point?
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