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One-time international superstar indie jukebox. Modern Idiot.

Garden of England
Joined March 2010
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Hey @TicketmasterUK can you contact this customer and undo the mess your employee Michael has made.
I don’t post very often on X that was a passion of S.. we bought tickets for The Damned and Australian Pink Floyd .. when S died I contacted Ticketmaster and asked for help to resell the tickets ..instead .. despite sending proof of S death and proof of both our IDs an employee
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The first episode of 'MacGyver' was broadcast 31 years ago today. The "MacGyverisims" shown in the series are all based on scientific fact, but not all of the steps needed to create the experiment were shown. Because...boom! - Jamie
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Wishing Richard Ashcroft a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This shot was taken in my apartment in West Didsbury, Manchester. Shot in natural light it, shows Richard when he was just 21 years old #theverve #verve #richardahscroft @genuineverve @richardashcroft
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Tragic scenes at Knockhill #btcc 🍦
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I’ve just spent 47 mins watching this. The best 47 mins I’ve spent in a while. It’s an incredibly powerful film. Please watch it and RT.
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“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.” 30 years later and we’re still quoting it. The Smashing Pumpkins hit the road this fall for The Rats In A Cage Tour. Pre-sale: Wednesday 5/20 at 9 AM local time Password: RATS smashingpumpkins.com/tour/
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BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.
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'TɘnɘT' iƨ mγ ʇilm ɔʜoiɔɘ ʇoɿ toniϱʜt, ƨtɒɿtinϱ ɒt 23:00 on 𐐒𐐒Ɔ Two HႧ. Mɒγbɘ I'll ɔomplɘtɘlγ υndɘɿƨtɒnd it tʜiƨ timɘ? - Ⴑɒmiɘ
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Genuine tweet, still up. Amazing.
Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP
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Next day Prime worth the money again.... @AmazonUK – at Aldington, England
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'Girls & Boys' turns 32 this week. Top of the Pops, in 1994
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Truly timeless. 'Burn Out', performed in 2024 for @BBCRadio2's Piano Room, presented by @vernonkay. 'Weller at the BBC (Vol. 2) will be available 24 April 2026, as a 3CD or 3LP collection.
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Dear @AmazonHelp , please don;t send parcels by Evri, they never arrive...
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MTV Music's last song was Video Killed The Radio Star
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New years blitzkrieg.  Shake off 2025 with the Ramones at the Rainbow in London, 1977—available on YouTube.
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Millions of Ashes cricket fans have nothing to do for 3 days. We can help. You can become the first ever fans to binge watch the Icelandic national team! In the following post, you will find video links to our devastating trio of wins over Lithuania, Latvia & Ukraine in 2025!
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I want UK made Cadbury! 😤
Replying to @WilliamShatner
Do they make chocolate in Canada?
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