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@TwoOrNothing

tlph | no one gets to tell me what to do | I live-tweet during games (in ALLCAPS most of the time.)

Joined April 2023
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A temple for the god. 🧎‍♀️
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@f1ghter_cpaNov 12
Paalala lang. Never tumulong si BBM during pandemic. He has never attended any debates during elections, has questionable educational background, has never shown strong platforms, and above all, came from a corrupt family. So no, voting for him wasn’t a mistake. Katangahan ang tawag dyan. Pinili nyo ang ego nyo instead of educating yourselves. Kayo ang pahirap sa kapwa nyo Pilipino.
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@ollyssiNov 12
PH PEAK PERFORMATIVISM HAHAHA #ASEAN2026
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Kadiri amputa. No amount of pretentious bullsht can ever cover this country's dirt. Nasa gobyerno ang problema. Nasa gobyerno ang dumi. Kasuka kayong mga putangina kayo!
esnyringhoy (@akazukinchan2x) profile pictureesnyringhoy@akazukinchan2xNov 11
nakakasuka yung kaplastikan ng gobyerno ng uniteam
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the gov’t ay nakikiusap na wag na daw tayo magprotesta habang may ASEAN Summit, na parang walang nangyari/nangyayari — flood control corruption, the 96/day remark, wage hike issues, budget insertion, ang uncontrolled hike price ng mga bilihin at kuryente, and ang walang concrete plan for el niño. inunahan na nila, so it means alam nila na may dahilan ang mga tao to protest. wala sila karapatan na utusan tayo manahimik to make our country look “hospitable”. we do not owe this fckng government anything. sila ang may utang sa atin.
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@cheriferpicacheNov 10
Kailangan pala may asean summit muna bago linisin ang metro manila, it's giving paascu visit sa school
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@parisjeongieNov 8
korique behavior nanay 💅
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Di na talaga kayang hilutin, madam? 😭
ً (@MLGRGIFS) profile pictureً@MLGRGIFSNov 9
Mayor Leni once again expressed her firm NO to running for president in 2028. She also said she had already settled this with herself before running for mayor in 2025. “Matagal nang sarado. Wala nang anything na makakapabago [ng desisyon] kahit marami pa sila [na magcconvince].”
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Same fate. 😬
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Kung magw-wp, wag nang mag-comment about sa draft. Hindi valid kapag galing sa'yo. 🥴
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Tweet was so ahead of its time. True, lods.
Kiel (@OhebOfficial) profile pictureKiel@OhebOfficial4 Oct 2021
Sorry lods bobo ako e
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felicia ✿@szkirstenNov 6
hindi valid opinion ng mga naniniwala kay exort
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chay (@chaychay23467) profile picturechay@chaychay23467Nov 6
Ahhh basta kami hindi final boss kuno na binugbog ng entity7 ☺
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Exactly! Tumpak! Nakuha mo! The goal is to let y'all know how wrong, dumb, and hypocritical you were 8 months ago, not a fcking discussion. And thank you for another essay, student no. 15! Next!
ris #fCPA2028 (@vihyyh) profile pictureris #fCPA2028@vihyyhNov 6
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if you cannot engage with that without resorting to name-calling, then maybe you're not interested in having a discussion at all. you're just interested in winning an argument that was never about you in the first place.
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chessman@badnunaxNov 6
Replying to @bscoffeeluvr @TwoOrNothing
wag nyo kalimutan yung tinawagan ng tlph si benny after M7 🙂‍↔️
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felicia ✿@szkirstenNov 6
kaya i have so much respect for his former team, who took the toll on his behalf and still said nothing against him. hanggang ngayon dinadalaw pa rin siya ng tlph boys sa live at never ko naramdaman na nagtanim sila ng sama ng loob sa kanya, even if they all the right to do so
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I love it when they write essays about me. 😌 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I wonder who sent this. HAHAHAHA bino-bother hybernation ko eh... "may life ako outside stantwt" -roras, early 2026 HAHAHAHAHAHA
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svn☄️ (@sunzieshu) profile picturesvn☄️@sunzieshuNov 6
Ikaw na ang isang feeling bad bitch na warfreak HAHAHAHA kaya ka walang kaibigan jan te kasi natatakot sila mahawaan ng ka war freakan mo, anong goal achieve ka jan? HAHAHAHAHHA wala ka nang maisagot te, wag ako😝
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Ako pa walang maisagot eh siya tong nasa "character development" na ang chika HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Goal achieved. HAHAHAHA See you again, when? Kapag bunso niyo na ulit si Oheb. HAHAHAHAHA BYEEEE 😚
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The best story ever written HAHAHAHA
Melody (@bscoffeeluvr) profile pictureMelody@bscoffeeluvrNov 6
Replying to @TwoOrNothing
kinontact ngani ni mitch si aeronshikiii nung december 2025 pa lang para palitan si oheb kahit may kontrata pa. tapos kinontact din ngani ni mitch si teddy kasi planong gawing main 5 tapos magiging 6th man si oheb 😆
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What ugali exactly? Yung i-call out pagiging hypocrite at bobo niyo? HAHAHAHAHAHA
svn☄️ (@sunzieshu) profile picturesvn☄️@sunzieshuNov 6
At least may 8 days na development? Kesa naman sayo te na last year pa ganyan ugali, ew🤢
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