Joe, IT guy, when scanning the entire internal network to find all running PHP web servers (following the boss’s order to patch the php2shell ): A server named TEST-WEB-SERVER : no one knows which intern set it up or when A server named PHP-CRITICAL-TEST: it’s been there since the previous IT guy quit 3 years ago A server named INTERNAL-BACKUP : He know about it. It doesn’t show up in the scan results because last night he listened to the “security experts” and upgraded PHP from the ancient version to 8 and it refuses to start now A typical victim of php2shell

Keep your certificates safe, or one day they'll ruin you. -----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END EC PRIVATE KEY----- #eMudhra

Waiting for the forensic guy with the coldboot kit 😂