Whenever an NFL broadcast brings on the “rules analyst” they should also bring on a completely unbiased fan for the flagged team.
Gene: “His left arm restricts the receiver, it’s a good call”
BroncosDad44: “They’re soft, the whole game is soft now, let em play”
“Oh my god what even is curling??? I don’t even understand what’s happening!”
Hey… just watch it for 30 seconds. There’s a massive target on the ground. Take a wild guess at what the objective is here
Im hoping to make a career change in the near future and looking for advice on what to pursue
I’m looking for a job with the following criteria:
1. Meaningful work that positively impacts people
2. Can smoke indoor cigs while working
Does anyone know if this job exists?
Oh mom and dad you still have the same towels from when we were in high school? Cool. The pillows? Same? Oh they’re actually grammas? Oh they’re 57 years old? Great. Great.
You of course know all the obscure reindeer that no one remembers, but do you recall… the only famous one that everybody knows?
Dude last Christmas my boy gave this girl his heart, bro swear to god THE VERY NEXT DAY she gave it away
One of my favorite concepts in biology is speciation where two populations of the same species diverge into two new species and I always wonder how close we are to that with Italians and Italian Americans.
You know that little douchebag in The Fault in Our Stars was chiefing them cigs as soon as his girl left
Forever thinking about the time a coworker was crying because she had just put her dog down and our boss tried to console her by telling her about how one time she ran over one of her dogs and killed it
I love country music cause country music will be like “I’ve never been anything other than a redneck but I can confidently say it’s the best lifestyle” which is a lot like saying “I’ve only ever had Pizza Hut but I know for a fact it is the best pizza in the world”
Replying to everything my wife tells me with “the same thing happened to a guy I went to high school with”
I get that part of getting older is not knowing younger celebrities, but occasionally I’ll see a headline on Instagram like “Streamer Y$L Handlz was caught life streaming with Purpl 2Bags’ girlfriend HunnyXXX👄🍯” and it makes me want to burn the world down
I love Black Mirror because all the episodes are “what if we use technology to create incomprehensible horrors?” And then there’s just one episode that’s like “what if you and your boys could make out in a video game??”
Lowkey kinda pissed they didn’t ban TikTok so we could go back to peak 2010s social media which was just going on YouTube and watching “Best of Family Guy” clips