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Debating ideas, not people

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2011
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Democrats won young white men tonight by 17 points, per CNN exits Trump won them *28 points* in 2024
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Many things can be true: -Bob Nutting is cheap -Bob Nutting is incompetent -MLB financial system isn't fair (to fans) -Players don't care -Owners care less Baseball isn't the product, the fans are. No matter the financial system, fans will be there to sell to advertisers. Therefore, the incentive for players/owners to level the playing field is nearly zero. No (meaningful) change is coming anytime soon.
Elon Musk makes Steve Cohen look like a guy who eats Ramen Noodles every day for lunch. Let that sink in when talking about “every owner can”
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GuardsBall! This is how you have to win when you have the smallest payroll in baseball #LittleThings
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Tonight, with the smallest payroll in baseball, the Cleveland baseball team clinched its third straight postseason appearance. On the same night, the Milwaukee Brewers became the first club since 2023 to win 100 games. Earlier today, in pathetic contrast, Pirates management and its apologists celebrated 81 wins. Pittsburgh hasn’t reached the postseason in 11 years. That’s the third-longest drought in sports. Out of 124 teams, 121 have played a postseason game more recently. #FireCherington
The @CLEGuardians have #CLINCHED a Postseason berth for a third straight season! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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The 2026 Pirates set franchise records for Ks and HRs. They were eliminated from postseason contention with 8 games remaining. #FireCherington
The 2026 Pirates have officially tied the all-time franchise record for strikeouts thrown. Their pitchers have combined for 1,443 Ks, matching the 2019 club. With one K in the next five games, they'll go into 2027 with the franchise record for strikeouts and homers hit.
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Trading for Yates and Doval for dumb and counterproductive. Both were expensive rentals that also cost you prospects. Neither players were difference makers in a failed season. #FireCherington
ROSTER MOVES: We have reinstated RHP Kirby Yates from the 15-Day IL. RHP Camilo Doval has been designated for assignment.
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Okay I’ll say it again, Jacob Gonzalez stinks.
Okay I’ll say it, Jacob Gonzalez stinks.
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Okay I’ll say it, Jacob Gonzalez stinks.
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The trade deadline is intentionally set with 50 games remaining. It’s just enough time to allow *pretenders* in denial to believe they’re still *contenders* Teams who accept reality and act accordingly will be rewarded in the spring. Teams who don’t will be punished. @Pirates
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To reach 86 wins, the @Pirates will need to go 31-20 (.608), to finish 2026. A winning % good enough to lead the AL. And today, in a must win, they will start $12 million (-1.0 WAR) Marcell Ozuna. GMBC cannot be trusted to mortgage a future he will not be apart of. SELL!!
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If health is the #1 priority (not winning) then why does Don Kelly even field a lineup? Surely, it’s safer to watch from the stands with the rest of us. @Pirates freely admit that winning is secondary (literally). Shame! On everyone involved.
Don Kelly was going to pull Jared Jones because of his health. Here is the #Pirates manager’s answer to that question and a follow-up
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Everyone needs to hear this…
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Pirates have scored only 1 run in 5 of their last 10 games. This despite employing Bryan Reynolds, the hottest hitter in baseball. If @derekshelton still “trusts his process,” then his ego and delusion is at an all-time high. Let Andi go Derek. You only have more games to lose.
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Rory is going to need a wellness check tn
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For the first time since 1971, your Foxes are SECTION CHAMPS! On to the WPIAL Playoffs.
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Mason’s rocking the clothes he bought getting ready for commercial real estate. 100%
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A fight worth fighting.
Taco Bell was sued for false advertising. Consumers allege that Taco Bell misrepresents the amount of beef in the Crunchwrap Supreme "by at least double the amount."
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Like it or not, if the Pirates are ever going to sustain success, they need to continually have high-end (affordable) talent coming up through the minors. That means continually lengthening the timeline. Skenes now, Termarr soon, Severino after. Bucs don’t need AAAA players.
Jhonny Severino will be the return for Carlos Santana. He is just 18 years old but has 4HRs in 48 at bats this season with an OPs of .871 in rookie ball. Definition of a lottery ticket
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Vinyl chloride can’t be all bad. What slowly kills you makes you stronger?
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Every successful man eventually tries wearing a scarf
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