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#Broncos HC Sean Payton paused his press conference because he thought a reporter was smoking... “Could we not smoke in here?” The reporter had a pencil in his mouth. 😂😂

Democrats vow to impeach Trump officials and investigate Republican donors, per FT.

A man was arrested for allegedly stalking LeBron James after being spotted on his Los Angeles property and claiming to be his son, per TMZ

The #STLCards have promoted Rob Cerfolio to GM, per @dgoold Cerfolio was Chaim Bloom’s first hire in 2024. He came over from Cleveland, where he ran player development, to help revamp the Cards’ farm system What do you think of the move?

“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee

BREAKING: Democratic Congressman Robert Garcia has said: LAWYER UP.

Stephen A. Smith predicts Democrats will be STUPID and ARROGANT enough to treat the midterms as a mandate and start impeaching Trump’s cabinet. If they go down that road, he says, it will BACKFIRE in 2028 and hand Marco Rubio or Ron DeSantis the presidency. PBD: "Let's play the 'let's say' game. The Dems win the House and they win the Senate. One, what do you think they'll do? And if they do that, what will happen in 2028?" STEPHEN A. SMITH: "I believe that the Democrats are going to be arrogant enough to believe it's a mandate as opposed to a vote against Trump." "There are going to be enough of them that think that it was a vote for them, their mandate, that they've reclaimed power, and they're going to be stupid and arrogant enough to go after him with stuff like impeachment. They're definitely going to try to impeach Pete Hegseth." "They're definitely going to go after Marco Rubio with an investigation. They're probably going to do the same with Trump, and we're going to be inundated with similar chaos to what was transpiring in the years between when he departed in 2020 and he reclaimed the presidency in 2024." "And that same kind of chaos is going to cost them the presidency in 2028, in all likelihood, to Marco Rubio or Ron DeSantis. That is what I believe."

Red Sox To Trade Eduardo Rivera To The Cardinals mlbtraderumors.com/2026/11/r…

🚨BREAKING: Mike Norvell will make over 26 THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY from FSU for the next six years. Per second: $0.31 Per minute: $18.62 Per hour: $1,117 Per day: $26,800 Per week: $187,600 Per month: $816,100 There is no greater job in the world-A fired CFB head coach.

BREAKING: 9 passengers onboard crashed jet in Palm Beach County, Florida (BNO)

Angel Reese's three-word reaction to Dream's crushing WNBA Finals loss trib.al/7QfSC7A

Baker Mayfield 1st half vs the Falcons: • 0/2 • 0 passing yards • 0 TDs • 0 INTs • 39.6 passer rating They've run the ball 93% of the time and have 146 rushing yards. Tampa up 9-0 in the pouring rain.

You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?

From Fox: 2025: Dodgers-Blue Jays, 7 games: 15.5 million (not counting Canada) 2024: Dodgers-Yankees, 5 games: 15.1 million 2023: Rangers-Diamondbacks, 5 games: 9.1 million 2022: Astros-Phillies, 5 games, 11.8 million

Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…

Taylor Walls went hitless this World Series. One of the worst hitters in MLB history Granted, his defense is stellar but I’ll never understand why the Rays continue to make him their starting SS