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Professional NP. Amateur homosexual. Anti-Hero. Feminist. Z72.52. He/Him/His. 🏳️‍🌈 NYC

Manhattan, NY
Joined July 2013
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It’s a special moment when a patient that frequented the ER you used to work at recognizes you on the street and tells you to go fuck yourself. It’s nice to be remembered.
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Took an ambien after work. Now I have a wad of singles next to my bed, and chicken tenders in various states of consumption.
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Manager: “you called out this weekend, but see you at Basement on social media” Me:
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We got your back, New York!
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Applause came on my shuffle. Just had full on panic attack. Anyway. Here’s the Eras intro 🫶🏻
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My downstairs neighbor moved out. Time for me to take up tap dancing and professional furniture moving. Gotta break in my new downstairs neighbor.
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Apparently you can objectify thousands of men at a time, watching a marathon. For free. Why did nobody tell me???? #NYCmarathon
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Hey. So. Maybe the board of nursing shouldn’t send this renewal notification at 3am, like I’m losing my license or going to prison
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re gay on Halloween?
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My patient that’s the same antipsychotic as me
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Who decided that everything needs a lithium ion battery, when all they do is explode???
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Bonjour, je veux mon livre.
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I’ll tell my future kids that I met their dad at the COVID conscious cum dump.
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My dog starts panting and hyperventilating with excitement when he realizes we are walking to get food. He’s just like me, FR
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Anyone telling me gossip: “don’t tell a soul” Me:
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Chat, did it work?
A closer look at the Rally Towel is being given out at Truist Park ahead of Game 4 What do y’all think? #LetItFly #Postseason
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Me, putting my mental health in the hands of a team that I know will disappoint me in the end #Braves #LetItFly
How do you even find yourself in a situation like this ?
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Everyone say “thank you, rubber duck socks”
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My lucky rubber duck socks doing some heavy lifting tonight
Alright, what superstition are you following to do your part for the Braves tonight?
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Swiftie Nurse retweeted
My brother just texted me this 💀 #Braves
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If someone is missing their Mystic PC Photos floppy disk from 4/26/1999. It’s located by the Lidl on E32nd
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