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Everything Minnesota Sports Expert. NSIC aficionado. 3X suspended on Twitter. Not Famous But Known.

 Minnesota Sports Reporter
Joined March 2016
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Lost phone in an uber last night. Pulled up to the guys house to get it back unannounced at 4 pm today. #UMDStrapped
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Skull fucked the gophers to start the weekend man let’s go
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@CBHeresyOct 13
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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Started the Saban Doc last night… ready to run through faces on the Katy Trail after work
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Hogg
@HoggNFLOct 11
Ben Johnson moves to 2-7 against NFC North opponents
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Anybody know if that bald retard crowd surfed after getting skull fucked by Purdue?
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UMD tweets WILL be in attendance at the Red River Shootout tomorrow… with an old piece and a new piece #HideInPlainSight #HookEm
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@DBAR_67_Oct 8
It never fails 🤣🤣🤣
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@AdamSchefterOct 8
A surprise: Commanders waived sixth-round pick, running back Kaytron Allen.
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Not Prop Joe man…. Fuck! #TheWire
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Thorku son or Mina Kimes daughter?
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5000 calorie surplus today #12Personnel
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Anybody out there ever had a positive experience in Cleveland, Ohio? Know one chick from there. Clinically insane. Massive whore.
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Clean break with 2 sheets of toilet paper left #WinTheDay
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The downfall of Koi Perich needs to be studied. All time terrible guy, with a terrible move to transfer to Oregon.
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Dan Lanning is a homosexual.
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Only thing keeping me alive after the first Sunday NFL blackout of the year
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Lincoln Keinholz should take his own life #PonyUp
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I bet Lindsay Clancy’s pussy grips like a Chinese finger trap tbh
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