Southern Miss Sports Trump

I think it’s funny when people call us “mustard buzzards” as an insult. Mustard is very delicious - so very deliciously good! Buzzards FLY around something that is so dead - like our worthless opponents! IDIOTS! What a great nickname - The joke is on you! #SMTTT

Fake News! Oz is a Top 5 Coach! This list is completely fake and pathetic! #SMTTT

SICKOS! #SMTTT

I personally donated all of the money for this Bigly Beautiful stadium. The biggest in Mississippi and nicest in college baseball they say. I am truly looking forward to the start of this project in 2038 - Hoping to have complete to open the 3012 season! Wow! #SMTTT

Took his LUNCH money and gave him a swirly! Wow! #SMTTT

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Louisiana-Lafayette will always be a doormat home opener for Southern Miss. They are useless, pathetic scum. Easy homecoming win! Kiss the ring! #SMTTT

FIRE EVERYONE! #SMTTT

BREAKING: #USM Head Coach Blake Anderson is expected to coach again Saturday after dealing with severe ignorance issues throughout the past few weeks.

It used to be Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime. A motto all Southern Miss fans have tattooed across their chest. Now, Bad Blake Anderson (coward) says his motto is “Anyone we can Beat” Sad! Fire him NOW! #SMTTT

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FAT AND SAD! #SMTTT

Terrible Tulane and Sad/Fat WiLL HaLL should move its games back to the Superdome, immediately! Opposing fans deserve to have fun in NO, not sit in a tiny metal stadium from TEMU. We used to pack out the Dome, now USM fans won’t go to their dump. Make The Battle Fun Again! #SMTTT

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Me after two Gold Rush beers and the Eags punch it in for the first BIGLY TD of the year #SMTTT

Wow! Louisiana-Lafayette is off to a rough start to with their ticket sales. They’re paying people to come! Tremendous! Still couldn’t pay me! #SMTTT

Me when Southern Miss football starts on September 5th #SMTTT

Now that’s a BIG JOHNSON! WOW! #SMTTT

Hurston Waldrep is available. Would win easily. #SMTTT

Wow! Our SAD (and pathetic) administration could never think of this! Small brained individuals! Excellence is needed in all areas of the administration! Easy way to create lifelong memories and fans! No excuses! #SMTTT