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Unpopular opinion: If Mount wasn't English, he never gets the #7 at Manchester United.
I'm sure Ronaldo would be laughing at Manchester United so hard.
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I'm sure Ronaldo would be laughing at Manchester United so hard.
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Am I crazy for still believing he will cook at Manchester United?
Replying to @ManUtd
He’s actually more useful than Tielemens!! Ain’t gonna lie…
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He even WALKED ON AIR bro 😭😭😭
Is there anything Ronaldo hasn’t done?
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Ronaldo lovers let's go!
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You should be scared because the goals are reducing 😭
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"you can never see Man City, Chelsea and Everton in this conversation"
2026 - Fleetwood knocks Arsenal out of the EFL Cup 2025 - Grimsby knocks United out if the EFL Cup 2025 - Plymouth knocks Liverpool out of the FA Cup You can never see Man City, Chelsea or Everton in these conversations The blue cartel are the pride of the top division. The red cartel just keep finding new ways to embarrass the league
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Manchester United players when they see the next 4 fixtures.
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Remember that we earned our place when we play Man City in the championship next year. They had to cheat to get there.
Replying to @AliceTalksFooty
United are freed from the Glazers and ineos but in exchange they are relegated and get to play man city in the championship
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Hopefully he's selling because he doesn't have that much longer to live.
🚨 BREAKING: INEOS have put Lausanne-Sport up for SALE. #MUFC [@TheAthleticFC]
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Losing makes you stronger. Manchester United:
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Bournemouth have won their last three matches by a combined score of 8-0. Manchester United have conceded 13 goals in their last 7 matches.
Manchester United will win today and I’ll be back to quote this.
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A fully unfit Joao Pedro, suspended Cole Palmer and retarded Rogers against this Man United team next week.
A fully fit Joao Pedro, Palmer and Rogers against this man United team next week πŸ˜‚
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Reporter: who is your favourite artist oat? Micheal JACKSON or Elvis Presley? Donnarumma:
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Doctor: I'm sorry sir, you've suffered a memory loss as a result of the car accident. Me as a Man United fan:
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How i see my younger self choosing to support Manchester United.
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Peep the positions cunha was before they scored, you will never find rashford there, NEVER!!!
β€œMatheus Cunha works hard & that’s why he should be starting every week.” Cunha starts ahead of Paz when the transition starts. Andrey Santos is marking the underlapping run from Couto (27). Cunha scans Nico Paz TWICE over his shoulder. As soon as Da Cunha (7) releases the ball he realises he’s late. Paz takes a touch & realises he has more time than expected. Can change the angle & take a touch inside onto his left foot with no pressure behind & a top finish. You could argue Maguire should get tighter too. Coaching staff were extremely frustrated at Cunha for this goal & one of the reasons he subbed him off was because of this. This is ONLY the 2nd minute of the game. Tielemans, Mazraoui, Santos, Lammens, Maguire & Bruno all look at Cunha after it goes in.
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rashford stans in my dms, this is a cult ffs.
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sorry, trashford.
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These shit players are still at Manchester United and we all know why.
Four years at Man United and Mount doesn’t even have 10 goal contributions. Yet we still keep him. He wouldn’t last a year in a Man City team. Same story with other players we have.
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