I made this acct. bc my uber eats deliveryman stole my neighbor's rx. No one did anything about it, so I kept the acct. and am too lazy to change the name.
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You blocked me as soon as you asked me a question so I can't respond. But no. I was more pointing out that you all seem to think Meghan having a pedophile father is an indictment on her, when Harry & William have a pedophile in their family as well.
Typical Meghan Markle deranged hater who can't handle the slightest pushback! @terri0928
To answer your question, Terri, yes, it is. It's still AI. Taz is right.
This is the average H&M hater and why I feel the need to be so rude to them, even though my interest in the royals is limited to "Kate has pretty hair." This person is bullying a child bc they are so delusional, they thought a random child at a park was Meghan's kid in disguise.
Normal way to talk about a little boy? I think not! #Sussex #Wales #BritishRoyalFamily #Everyonepleasereportthisaccountforperversion
@NoKingCharlie @theroyaleditor Please retweet so your audiences can see the kind of sickos who "stan" children!
@SushiTheShihTzu You blocked me, but it's telling you're upset that I tweeted about being opposed to abortion. Why? Looking for more kids to be weird about online?
@SushiTheShihTzu It's crazy you think I "need help" when you are presumably a grown adult writing thirst tweets about a prepubescent boy. Maybe you and my uber eats driver can connect in jail, although actually you might not be in gen pop given your predilections. Cheers!
I’m just a girl who made a twitter to get @UberEats to help me arrest a guy who stole shit from my neighbors I stayed a little too long bc finally I understood my terminally online right wing bf. And now I’m being yelled at for allegedly wanting to abort every baby ever conceived
Doing the Lord's work, Your Honor. May I suggest your next project be cracking down on @UberEats drivers committing crimes on the job?
You know who’s never gotten back to me about whether or not a certain driver named Edwin got fired or not…? @UberEats
Kinda like the Saturday when an @UberEats driver named Edwin stole my neighbor’s prescription!
Whitney, Madonna, and George for sure. However, twitter stan didn't exist in the 80s, nor did I. So right now I stan whoever at @UberEats will fire my drug-stealing driver, Edwin. (Drugs as in legal meds. he did not have an rx for but weirdly insisted on stealing anyway.)
Maybe he could run @UberEats. Theft would go down!
“Did nothing but steal at work today” -My @UberEats driver stealing medication from hardworking Washingtonians
My @UberEats driver, Edwin, lying about stealing from my neighbors