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Bang & Udosen

@Udosenson

“life is parallel to hell but I must maintain” | perpetual learner |

Joined January 2013
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Notice how no one is missing Olmo?
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We need to sell Gordon . wtf
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Gordon shoots like he is afraid of hurting the ball
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God 😭😭 Yamals next stinker 😭😭😭, I pity him
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXNov 7
🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ines Garcia (Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend) on her Social Media: “It had been so long since I last had a herpes outbreak… Do you remember a year ago?? I used to get at least one every month… 😢 “Yesterday, I woke up with one on my nose, and this is what I’ve looked like 24 hours a day since then.”
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During my final MB prep something similar happened. MB Was January and naturally I went home for Christmas, everyone went to play golf, I decided to stay back home, read burns when they were out. MB day , number 1 question was - write extensively on burns 😂
#unBiggen Record (@oliveKubmite) profile picture#unBiggen Record
@oliveKubmiteNov 8
My Part 1 WACS question was on trauma laparotomy and yesterday I and my colleagues did every single thing I described in that essay nearly word for word. I'm having flashbacks about reading it earlier in March with some vigour and the night before my exams I just wanted to brush read it but something made me go back and reread it, seeing the question in that exam hall made me actually laugh out loud. I haven't read it again or seen a single trauma case since then but yesterday morning I was really grateful that particular page was so important and useful in saving my patient's life. Beyond grateful I get to do this despite all the challenges involved 🙏
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Love seeing people do their first of any anesthetic procedure . Cute
M 🧸 (@demiideee_) profile pictureM 🧸@demiideee_Nov 7
Did a caudal block today Super proud of myself 🤭✨
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Clocked this early enough
Darkie!🩺 (@qween_ivy) profile pictureDarkie!🩺@qween_ivyNov 5
Beginning to see the light in starting residency even if you plan to japa(always forbade it cos I considered it a distraction). In these few weeks of being an MO, I have realized that doing pp is a humiliation ritual. Medical elders who employ medical officers really want slaves.
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Yesterday night same thing happened 😂
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Dr Scarface📍🩺 (@king_pearxe) profile pictureDr Scarface📍🩺@king_pearxeNov 5
I remember when I gave someone materials for Anesthesiology primaries After seeing how plentiful the materials were, he left it and decided to do family medicine What's funny is that it was even volume 1 of the materials
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Not on what you’re managing sire?
Druggist (@thedruggist007) profile pictureDruggist
@thedruggist007Nov 4
When I see a prescription of levofloxacin as b.d., I immediately know the prescriber doesn’t know what he is doing.
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“Ku nsin ke ikor” is quite literally “no put me for talk” in my language and it means the same thing 😂
T. Rânkïn' PiṣTola! (@AfroVII) profile pictureT. Rânkïn' PiṣTola!
@AfroVIIOct 29
Further, which Nigerian language is this translation from? I've been curious.
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Thank you Jesus 🙏🏽
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🏆✨ BREAKING: HARRY KANE WINS THE 2026 BALLON D’OR! 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Mbappe ballon d’or
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Jesus
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Harry Kane wins Gerd Müller Award as Best Striker at the Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Is this some race quota thing?
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Bukayo Saka wins Socrates Award for Fair Play at Ballon d’Or 2026. 👏🏿
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bukayo Saka won the Socrates Award for his humanitarian work with BigShoe supporting medical care and surgeries for children in Nigeria and beyond. The award recognizes footballers off-pitch social and charitable contributions not on-pitch fair play. arsenal.com/news/bukayo-sa… goal.com/en/news/ballon… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Pleased 🙂
Nkereuwem (@nkereuwxm) profile pictureNkereuwem@nkereuwxmOct 26
real🙏🏾
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All you had to do was show up at the World Cup
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 26
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Lamine Yamal wins Best Young Talent Award at Ballon d’Or 2026.
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No one is giving you the ballon d’or wearing this suit Yamal
BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) profile pictureBarçaTimes
@BarcaTimesOct 26
Barça couples walking on the Red Carpet. 🔥
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Ah
Fd26 (@fxkohlanta) profile pictureFd26@fxkohlantaOct 26
14 Vitinha 🇵🇹 13 Hakimi 🇲🇦 12 Cubarsi 🇪🇸 11 Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #BallonDor
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Replying to @MTNNG
@MTNNG don’t piss me off. Who the hell is using my data with me ?!?!?
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Thank God na WACS I Dey 😭
NTA@NEWS (@NTANewsNow) profile pictureNTA@NEWS
@NTANewsNowOct 22
Impactful Healthcare delivery: West African College of Physicians confers honorary fellowship on President Tinubu.
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