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Exactly.

I don't. What I do get to determine, however, is where I actually go to eat. Tell me: Is my assumption wrong?

The point I'm making is that consistency will always triumph against pure taste. I would rather have food that, while lackluster, I know is always available than a one-time spike of dopamine I may never experience again.

Goodbye.

Well, it's not even a matter of pricing, really. No matter where I'll be, as long as I see a Rocketpunch Supermarket, I can count on the frozen food being edible. I'm a busy man, I won't be able to go to some small, secluded diner all the time.

. . . Are we done here?

At least I’ll be fed for a low price. I can’t exactly say the same with you.

Any day now, Teruteru. I don’t have all the time in the world.

You clearly have the wrong person, Teruteru. Why would I, the Ultimate Affluent Progeny, lie about something as trivial as a classmate’s location? Please, use that pea you call a brain and give me an answer.

. . . What did you say? Were you talking to me?

WOAH—! TERUTERU, LOOK‼️ AKANE’S TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION‼️‼️

Yeah, even if it’s to your detriment

Why? It’s fun asf

Jesus Christ.

Take off that Danganronpa fan costume

Im sure he’s impressive to the lowest common denominator. He could even be considered ‘incredible’. . . . But of course, I’ve got higher standards.