@UmamiMel

Where do I even start

 Queens, NY
Joined July 2012
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I feel like this tweet can down a data center
Sadé 🗽
@_munchkinnOct 27
What do you do if you pay $200 to attend Thanksgiving and you man’s mom decides to ride in the passenger seat on the way there because he didn’t send an uber black to pick you up because he doesn’t value you and when you get there they expect you to serve your man a plate but the women in knee high hunter boots in 80 degree weather steps in because you didn’t buy your friend a first class flight ticket as well?
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Sadé 🗽
@_munchkinnOct 27
What do you do if you pay $200 to attend Thanksgiving and you man’s mom decides to ride in the passenger seat on the way there because he didn’t send an uber black to pick you up because he doesn’t value you and when you get there they expect you to serve your man a plate but the women in knee high hunter boots in 80 degree weather steps in because you didn’t buy your friend a first class flight ticket as well?
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The braids came out uneven. The potential is there but as it is now, this is for the hard wig-soft life ladies
Yashar Ali 🐘
@yashar20h
HaloBraid just released this video of its hair-braiding device, which the startup promises will cut appointment times in half. The company's $7 million seed round was led by Seven Seven Six, the venture capital firm founded by Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams's husband.
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Made it to took like 3 years but I finally made it to season 3 and they got Tian Chen?! As if Kenny hasn’t gone through enough, I’m in shambles
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The reason i don't guilt anyone into forgiving me is because i can take what I dish out. If im a grudge holder I do not expect different from others
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Hestia, Esq@Hestia_EsqOct 25
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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1. Being a woman in the jewelry industry (allegedly) with any sort of ethics and arguing this is crazy lmao. 2. Couldn’t prove it with certifications. 3. Still no evidenceeeee 4. Mad cause I called her a hotep Doodlebob, blocked, and a loser
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Also stop lying about yourselves to give yourself false credibility when you can’t prove your point. There’s people on anonymous accts saying “I’m black, I don’t believe in racism” meanwhile it’s a yt person typing. I’m sure the same parallel is the case here, don’t fall for it
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The funny part is the line of logic and reasoning he about to go down would lead to him making a case FOR lab-grown diamonds. But because he can’t see that far yet and because he clearly doesn’t read, he can’t tell. So anyway, this is my PSA to get back in those books
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You’ll watch a tutorial that clearly starts with “this is for people with x” and someone will be in the comments like “but I have y.” Like ok??? Then it’s not for you? Lmao
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Lmaooooo
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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You eating your jewelry?
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Lmao it literally does not. Jewelry sellers define by origin. That is not science. Please go read a science textbook, do any sort of Google actually, and then come back with facts.
🌻@corruptsunflowrOct 27
And yet the same “science” defines them as synthetic gems. Science can and does differentiate gemstones by ORIGIN.
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I see a lot of folks are confusing the origin of a gem as being the characteristic of how it’s classified. Gems are classified by chemical and crystal composition. Lab grown and natural diamonds are scientifically the same. Same chemical composition. Only difference is origin.
jasmine 🦋@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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That whole lab grown vs “real” (natural) diamonds convo just faux elitism. Or real elitism 😭? Because personally, I would prefer a diamond that a child didn’t mine for and develop heavy-metal poisoning for me to have. Especially if no one can tell the difference anyway
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You mean to tell me that man was pushing 40 this whole time
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THE FUCK IS ANGEL ON MAN LMFAO
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Crying because as soon as he announced the concerts I knew the play 😭
Mace
@youngrebelmaceOct 20
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You know what
Remy@deehaye_Oct 17
Candyman was a 🦝 because you fell in love with a white woman, got killed by white men because of it and you came back from the dead to kill black folks??
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Between that foul and choosing to go for the 3… yea
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