Native, Indigenous person, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+, practices Radical Honesty, and Captain Save-a-Hoe. I like bones. a lot.

cenCal
Joined March 2012
Mind control All my thoughts are mine to hold All down in my spinal cord Bitch this ain't my final form
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My cat apparently LOVES my Freddy Fazbear plushy. Can't blame her, really!
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My hometown. The kid died. This is why most people dont go to the fair any more. Shootings, fights, stabbings..... it's the Ghetto, but it's HOME. Down the block from me. This is just how it is here. instagram.com/reel/DZvxZyFyh…
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What do you do for work? What does work do for you? Does it give you your worth? And is it worth it to do? Hope it doesn't leave you burnt Battered, and broken, and bruised But you were broke as it were And beggars don't get to choose.
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Withered Bonnie is best but Bonnie is ALWAYS bae.
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When you amd your kid speak the same, disturbing language.... And the fact that he and Maisy can interpret my sausage fingers typing is kind cool
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Been taking nightly walks with my son and the Bubba dawg. Trying to be a touch healthier since I hit 61. FML..... bit at least I don't LOOK my age. Right? Right????????
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Gotta love YouTube scientific shorts, man. Instead of saying "young mice vs old mice" or even Elderly they say "Finely Aged vs Fresh". Gotta search for humor these days, I'm tellin' ya.
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Only 10pm and already some gal hurtled into a tree at the end of my block. Starting early.....
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So FREAKING TIRED of people talking about "Central California Radiation Fog". No, just...no. Unseasably early rain + cold + warm dirt = Tule Fog (super thick fog that doesn't clear for DAYS to WEEKS. It is NORMAL not some tinfoil hat gubbermint conspiracy. SHEESH.
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Finally out of the hospital just in time for Turkey day. Wooo hoooo!! (Hospitals really need to do something about the food, I am telling you.)
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Hey all. Been off for a min. Had a few deaths in the fam, lost my Gammy and Pops, got an awesome job, been in a dedicated long term relationship with myself for a while. But I am me. You are you. And we are we. So. Have fun with it. I do!
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That feeling when you are driving 80mph down the 99 at 3am, with Pink Floyd blasting on the radio, and a text comes thru, and the notification noise is the Jumpscare from FNAF 1. Nearly got in a wreck, covering my ears. Lol
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Is it really a Wednesday if my kids aren't awoken at 4am by me cussing out the dogs for being loud when I get home? No. It isn't. Have some awesome pics tho.
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Hey @TMobile and @Android and @SamsungUS ever since the last android update, my phone continuously drops all data and cell connection, causing me to need to restart the phone to fix it. All this since 7/13 with the update. Got a new SIM and it won't work still!
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As a full time caregiver with 3 clients over the age of 85, this is absolutely unacceptable. The @TMobile store in Merced CA tried to help. Please! Help! Even my daughter's brand new phone has been doing this since the update! @Android here are some screens for info
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It even dropped during typing this tweet 4 times!!!! Help!!!
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Bar fight music like Tarantino I'ma k!ll Bill with the tip of my blade I'ma take you out of the body to jump on the man Why you Fing like that if you don't want to fade?
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We can have a fistfight We can talk bout that shit, you better hit right Fuck a #, I'ma fold him like a bitch tight I need another belt buckle and a piss light We can have a fistfight, we can have a fistfight music.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf…
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There is something awesome about bonding with my 9 yr old nephew by taking him bone hunting. Especially when he just laughed as I ripped apart deer with my hands. I really love that kid.
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