Everyone at this wedding party is singing Jesus music and I just want to turn up to Montell Jordan...
I'm that guy who loses a contact in the restroom and then puts it back in his eye when someone finds it for me 20 minutes later...
Totally just drove past @crogirlmag neighborhood on my way home from work I sure miss her and her sister wish we didn't live so far apart...
Just realized the @hearttoheartCA shirt I bought the other day has a hole in it total bummer :/
Really pulling for @JensenClan88 to get back rock n jock just so we can all remember that George Clooney and Dan Cortese had equal fame once
Matt Garza retweeted
I think we should all pick a day where we reply to random tweets about all kinds of things by saying "sounds like someone needs some DICK"
@MrMattRobinson got stoked about the thought of a mystery/thriller movie with Hugh Jackman but got worried when I saw Terrence Howard in it
“@regular_austin: anyone wanna rob a bank possible monetary payout involved RT thx” down
Dear @kaypma when you see this message me so I know you have your phone on you so we can Skype sincerely black mamba xoxoXOXOXoxO
Teacher just asked if we've ever heard of snapchat and now I have just mentally checked out for the next 3 hours.




